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  • #61
    Name it Billingsworth and every time you say his name, it has to be in a British accent.

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    • #62
      You're going to be knee deep in duck **** before you know it. At least if it doesn't work out you can fire up the grill and eat him.

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      • #63
        Oh ****

        Pro: You can eat him if all fails

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        • #64
          Originally posted by bhaarat316 View Post
          Oh ****

          Pro: You can eat him if all fails
          Pro: You can eat him if you fail.


          Originally posted by WMD
          Jesse realizing Walt was Santa Claus could really shake things up.
          Originally posted by gpngc
          I don't know how old you are, but if you can get to 24/25 without getting arrested or killed, you've done well for yourself lol.

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          • #65
            while your at it, you should definitely get a huge scale and put the duck on one side and make the girls you bring home sit on the other, that way you'll know if she's a witch or not which could save you from being cursed.

            sig by BoneKrusher

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Grizzlegom View Post
              while your at it, you should definitely get a huge scale and put the duck on one side and make the girls you bring home sit on the other, that way you'll know if she's a witch or not which could save you from being cursed.
              ahhahahahaah gets some sruberry

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              • #67
                Do not get a duck. I had pet ducks as a kid and they really make great pets. I have 2 siblings so our parents gave us each a duck, 1 male (mine) and 2 females. The entire experience was fantastic. We had cute little baby ducks from egg to hatchlings. All 3 ducks were very social and fun.

                But my gawd do they make one hell of a disgusting mess. Trust me, you do not EVER want a duck as an indoor pet. You will literally be gagging on duckshit fumes while you slide around your dorm/apartment on greasy duck droppings.

                They will absolutely need a coop outside. Which means you need to have an aptmt and I'm willing to bet your landlord won't be happy with it. I can also guarantee your neighbors won't be thrilled either. Ducks can make quite a racket.

                My guess is you should cancel the order.

                Originally posted by Caddy View Post
                $55 seems steep for a duck...
                Damn steep, I would think. Though I must admit that my knowledge of the fowl market is poor.
                Last edited by FlyingElvis; 02-26-2010, 12:59 PM.

                Sig img shamelessly stolen from teh interwebs

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Dirty Thirty View Post
                  darkwing is the way to go for a name.
                  I agree with this post. Also, I will accept Scrooge McDuck or Huey, Louie, or Dewey.

                  Thanks to BoneKrusher Credit and Rep to him for the sig.

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                  • #69
                    Name it "What The Duck".

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                    • #70


                      "Howard" is also an acceptable name.




                      2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post


                        "Howard" is also an acceptable name.
                        I all ready went there on page 2. :)

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                        • #72
                          Name him Chaos


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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Splat View Post
                            I all ready went there on page 2. :)
                            I'm at school and can't see it through the filters. FML




                            2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                            • #74
                              Forget about the ducks...you need a duck billed platypus up in this biotch! Them things are badass...theyre like mammals, but can lay eggs...they are uber poisonous and ****...they have the bill of a duck and the body of a hippo or some crap...and they can fly and stuff. Great pet, or greatest pet?

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                              • #75
                                great alternative

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