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  • #76
    Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post
    When they flap there wings at you, I've heard of it happening before. Of course your hunting, so they should be did prior to you handling them ;)
    What you've heard is BS. It doesn't even hurt when they flap their wings at you.

    What do the vikings and marijuana have in common? Every time you put them in a bowl
    they get smoked.

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    • #77
      Ignore all the cons...It doesn't matter...You will have many epic memories...

      And you must name him/her Darkwing...You just have to..



      sig by BoneKrusher

      Originally posted by BuckNaked
      Ok I'd almost rather spank my meat with sandpaper at this point.

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      • #78
        I think TitleTown is just trying to lull us into a false sense of security so that he can get the last laugh the next time he takes one of us duck hunting.

        Once as a child, my sisters and I were throwing rocks at a lake that had a bunch of ducks in it. We were throwing them past them in an attempt to coax them closer to the shore so we could pet the ducks. I believe my 7 year old arm failed me, and I threw a nonliteral duck, which then hit a baby duck, killing the little bugger and sending it belly up. We all freaked out and started running while my older sister took her shoes off and tried going into the lake to save it. She was unsuccessful... Knowlingly I was guilty of murder, I cunningly blamed my little sister for it, thus scarring her for life.

        I should probably adopt a baby duck now to atone for my sins...

        I also approve of Darkwing...or Scrambles McDuck.
        Still Team The Ke$ha!!!

        [@TDWinstead]
        Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
        Damn Ke$ha is sexy.

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        • #79
          I had a friend who would always mess with the ducks when he came over. My dad would always tell him to stop messing with the ducks, but he would always do it. One time he did so when the females had eggs . . . OMFG it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen to this day . . .

          The male duck jumped/flapped (domesticated ducks can't really fly) up in the air, squakin' like crazy. It landed directly on his head, got its feet kind of knotted up in his hair, and continued with the sqaukin' and flapping while pecking his head like mad. He was crying, freaking out trying to swat the duck off his head . . .

          It was like watching someone who is being swarmed by some bees. You know that crazy looking, frantic, run away while swatting wildly at your own head thing? Yeah, like that, only with a 12 pound duck in attack mode . . .

          Funny, funny stuff. No broken arms or even significant damage from all the pecking. He never did **** with the ducks again, though.
          Last edited by FlyingElvis; 02-26-2010, 02:55 PM.

          Sig img shamelessly stolen from teh interwebs

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          • #80
            What ever you do, don't go out and get a dog after you get the duck





            2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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            • #81
              Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
              What ever you do, don't go out and get a dog after you get the duck

              Is that how Griffins are made?
              Still Team The Ke$ha!!!

              [@TDWinstead]
              Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
              Damn Ke$ha is sexy.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
                What ever you do, don't go out and get a dog after you get the duck


                I'm fapping now.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Job View Post
                  I'm fapping now.
                  What I really want to know is, are barking or quacking?




                  2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                  • #84
                    I once had a swimming pool in my living room in college. That experience would have been infinitely better with a duck involved. Go for it.

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                    • #85
                      pictures are a must.

                      sig by fenikz
                      Originally posted by ImBrotherCain
                      You are just a terrible person.
                      Originally posted by bigbluedefense
                      I have an iPhone.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by skarocksoi View Post
                        I once had a swimming pool in my living room in college. That experience would have been infinitely better with a duck involved. Go for it.
                        Wait. What?


                        Originally posted by WMD
                        Jesse realizing Walt was Santa Claus could really shake things up.
                        Originally posted by gpngc
                        I don't know how old you are, but if you can get to 24/25 without getting arrested or killed, you've done well for yourself lol.

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                        • #87

                          Originally posted by fenikz
                          His soft D really turns me off
                          ** RIP themaninblack. You will be missed. **

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                          • #88
                            Daffy duck bitches

                            by BoneKrusher
                            <DG> how metal unseen
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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by vidae View Post
                              Solid but its no...



                              whoooOoooo

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by The Peefs View Post
                                Solid but its no...



                                whoooOoooo
                                Touche salesman..

                                Originally posted by fenikz
                                His soft D really turns me off
                                ** RIP themaninblack. You will be missed. **

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