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  • #91
    All of the cons (if there are any) will be outweighed by the fact that you have a duck.
    Think of all the things you could do with said duck:

    -take it for a walk (don't forget the leash)
    -go swimming
    -snowshoeing (shouldn't ducks be good at this because of their webbed feet?)

    looking back, and thinking long and hard about this, there really are no negatives to owning a duck.

    Possible, acceptable names:
    -Daffy
    -Darkwing
    -Howard
    -Donald
    -Doofus Drake
    -Launchpad McQuack
    -Plucky


    Originally Posted by scottyboy
    my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
    But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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    • #92
      This is a perfect time for the duck joke...

      Duck walks into a grocery store and asks the manager if he has any cheese. The manager gets mad, throws the duck out, and tells him not to come back.

      The duck comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any cheese. The manager throws the duck out again and tells him if he comes back he will nail his beak to the floor.

      The duck comes back a third day. He asks the manager if he has any nails. The Manager looks at the duck and laughs. "This isn't a hardware store. It's a grocery store... of course we don't have any nails". The duck looks at him and asks if he has any cheese.
      **** her in da *****!

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      • #93


        Originally Posted by scottyboy
        my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
        But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Jvig43 View Post
          Wait. What?
          Yeah, it was the summer and hot so my roommates and I decided to get a swimming pool and put it in the living room. It was pretty awesome. It would have been awesomer with a duck.

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          • #95
            Best. Thread. Ever. You should most definetly get a duck, no matter what anybody says! Greatest story ever! And I agree with those saying that Darkwing is the name. How can it be any other name?

            Originally posted by ElectricEye
            I'm a whiny little kunt. Feel sorry for me as I go masturbate to a picture of my mom dressed as a teletubby.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Bills2083 View Post

              Possible, acceptable names:
              -Daffy
              -Darkwing
              -Howard
              -Donald
              -Doofus Drake
              -Launchpad McQuack
              -Plucky
              Don't forget "Peking"




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              • #97
                You should add Duckman to the list of names. If you want to go the extra mile, you can get a pig to go with him and name it Cornfed.

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                • #98
                  So did you cancel the order? Ducks are awesome, they can protect your dorm.

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                  • #99
                    We didn't cancel the order, he should be here in two weeks. Right now we're leaning towards naming it Brian, after the roommate that doesn't want it, and making him Brian 2.

                    And yes, pictures should be no problem.

                    *EDIT: Brian is the roommate we ASSUME doesn't want it. He won't know about it until it gets here.
                    Last edited by ChiFan24; 02-27-2010, 07:31 PM.

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                    • Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
                      We didn't cancel the order, he should be here in two weeks. Right now we're leaning towards naming it Brian, after the roommate that doesn't want it, and making him Brian 2.

                      And yes, pictures should be no problem.
                      haha i can dig that. but really, the name should be darkwing.

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                      Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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                      • I say go with Darkwing

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                        • Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
                          We didn't cancel the order, he should be here in two weeks. Right now we're leaning towards naming it Brian, after the roommate that doesn't want it, and making him Brian 2.

                          And yes, pictures should be no problem.

                          *EDIT: Brian is the roommate we ASSUME doesn't want it. He won't know about it until it gets here.
                          Im upset you're not using my idea. lol

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                          Originally posted by fenikz
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                          • This has fail wrote all over it.


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                            • It will be cool, ducks are easy to take care of actually. Only thing is it will **** all over the place. It's an awesome idea though, it will be so ******* funny.

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                              Originally posted by fenikz
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                              • Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
                                We didn't cancel the order, he should be here in two weeks. Right now we're leaning towards naming it Brian, after the roommate that doesn't want it, and making him Brian 2.

                                And yes, pictures should be no problem.

                                *EDIT: Brian is the roommate we ASSUME doesn't want it. He won't know about it until it gets here.
                                That's brilliant. Good luck with it.

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