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  • This thread has really delivered.

    Originally posted by fenikz
    His soft D really turns me off
    ** RIP themaninblack. You will be missed. **

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    • Once the duck arrives, I have a feeling this thread will nail down HOF status. This is going to be tremendous.
      When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

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      • Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
        We didn't cancel the order, he should be here in two weeks. Right now we're leaning towards naming it Brian, after the roommate that doesn't want it, and making him Brian 2.

        And yes, pictures should be no problem.

        *EDIT: Brian is the roommate we ASSUME doesn't want it. He won't know about it until it gets here.

        It's quite clear you're naming it after me, considering my name is Brian


        Originally Posted by scottyboy
        my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
        But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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        • Promise me you will train your duck to do this.




          2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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          • His duck will have a lot of baby mamas.

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            Originally posted by fenikz
            we all hate you

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            • If you thought a dog gets women, just wait to see what this duck will do.
              I remember: Sean Taylor

              Bosanac01

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              • by the way... It'd be best to get the duck before it has hatched... otherwise they're not nearly as friendly. I had to chase ours around if I wanted to pick them up.


                Sig by me... Hold the applause.

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                • I really hope the guy that doesn't know about it is the only one home when the duck comes that would be epic.

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                  • You've inspired me to do the same in college man

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                    • So I guess they send you two ducks in case one dies in the mail, which is depressing. But they both survived, and I am now the proud father/mother of two baby ducklings. Pictures to come as soon as I find a camera.

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                      • Yaaayyy!!!!

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                        • I was thinking of this thread when I saw this.
                          http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/

                          R.I.P. Junior Seau

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                          • I am going to come back to this thread hammered tonight, and it will be the greatest thing ever.


                            Originally posted by WMD
                            Jesse realizing Walt was Santa Claus could really shake things up.
                            Originally posted by gpngc
                            I don't know how old you are, but if you can get to 24/25 without getting arrested or killed, you've done well for yourself lol.

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                            • Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
                              So I guess they send you two ducks in case one dies in the mail, which is depressing. But they both survived, and I am now the proud father/mother of two baby ducklings. Pictures to come as soon as I find a camera.
                              Let the games begin.

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                              • That's ******* awesome. 2 Ducks yay!!

                                Wait till they ****, you'll have 20.

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                                Originally posted by fenikz
                                we all hate you

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