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  • YEAH you got Ducks. What if one is male and the other is female. Do you separate them..or put them together and hide a video camera so you can tape them and then profit???

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      • Originally posted by bhaarat316 View Post
        YEAH you got Ducks. What if one is male and the other is female. Do you separate them..or put them together and hide a video camera so you can tape them and then profit???
        If the other one is female it should probably prepare to be raped ******* senseless.

        R.I.P. Junior Seau

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        • Originally posted by Job View Post
          you're doing it wrong





          2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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          • I want pics.

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            • without a video it's less exciting.

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              • Originally posted by Job View Post
                without a video it's less exciting.
                Or gratifying.

                R.I.P. Junior Seau

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                • Unless I see a duck with a sign next to it saying DCD I won't believe it.

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                  • Originally posted by Job View Post
                    thats not rape...its a gang bang...a bird gang bang.

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                    • Originally posted by Job View Post
                      without a video it's less exciting.
                      Actually, not true.


                      R.I.P. Junior Seau

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                      • It's a gang rape.

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                        • Originally posted by bhaarat316 View Post
                          Its a gang bang...a bird gang bang.
                          A bird bang.

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                          • Ima call bovice and we're gonna runn a duck on your ass.

                            R.I.P. Junior Seau

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                            • My trailor trash neighbors had three ducks. The alcoholic step dad bought them. They cut their wings so they couldn't fly. They were aight. They'd always quack and be annoying and act tough. Then you would just chase it down and pick it up and it would get all quiet and scared.

                              Stupid little things. Not sure I see the value in owning one, aside from annoying your roomates.

                              If it's going to live in your home? Well, let's just say, it won't be living in there for very long, one way or the other. That is, unless you like **** all over the place, who knows, you bought a ******* duck after all, maybe that's how you get your kicks.
                              Crosby vs Ovechkin

                              Badababaaa, I'm lovin it.

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                              • Originally posted by Splat View Post
                                A big bird bang.
                                fixed it for you... or is that too sesame street for you?

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                                don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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