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Penguin is pretty close to home sometimes. My favorite jeans have a broken zipper so to piss I have to piss like a 4 year old and pull my pants half way down, and it sucks when you're in a pub and have to wait a few minutes to get into a stall that's covered in puke while looking like a nob as people walk in and our and use the urinals.