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  • by BoneKrusher
    <DG> how metal unseen
    <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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    • I like the second one.

      Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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      • I agree; the second one is best.




        2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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        • Agreed, that's the best.

          by BoneKrusher
          <DG> how metal unseen
          <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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          • ahhaha wtf

            Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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            • Funniest thing is he kept the damn head on. And he's named Burns. Always funny when there's a fire.

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              • I just want to know why he is wearing a gorilla suit in the morning.

                Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                • Why when do you wear a gorilla suit? At night? pfffffffffft.

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                  • Originally posted by Brent View Post
                    I just want to know why he is wearing a gorilla suit in the morning.
                    What is he, a farmer?!



                    "Frosties are corn flakes for people who can't face reality"

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                    • Originally posted by Brent View Post
                      I just want to know why he is wearing a gorilla suit in the morning.
                      tight budget furry?


                      Sig by Fenikz

                      I remember NFLDC
                      don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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                      • Originally posted by Addict View Post
                        tight budget furry?

                        Some people are just ******* weird...

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                        • Originally posted by BeerBaron View Post
                          Some people are just ******* weird...
                          In this case, it's PETA.


                          <@JBond> And Dg, you'd waste it on corndogs
                          <@JBond> So you get no 5 dollars
                          <+DG> how is buy one get one free wasting?
                          <+njx9> i'm pretty sure your people still eat boots in north korea, bantx. they don't know what vegetables are.

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                          • Originally posted by DeepThreat View Post
                            In this case, it's PETA.
                            Basically everything in the world that's stupid or weird can pretty much be explained by the above words.................



                            Originally posted by Jakey
                            WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

                            i am literally gonna kick a baby to death!

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                            • From http://www.dontevenreply.com/

                              Original ad:
                              Free Graphic Design Needed
                              I need someone who wants to do some graphic design work to design an ad for my business in the local newspaper. Would look great for your portfolio. Email me if you can help. Thanks

                              From Me to *********@*********.org:

                              Hey there,

                              I am just starting my career as a graphic designer and have helped design several ads featured in various magazines. I would be happy to help you with your ad. Can you tell me what you had in mind?

                              Thanks,

                              Mike

                              From Lucy ******* to Me:

                              Hi Mike! I own a new hair salon for men called Sporty's Haircuts. The ad will be 2 inches by 4 inches and featured in the local newspaper. We don't have a logo or slogan. The ad simply needs to say the name of the business, and our address and phone number:

                              124 South ****** Ave
                              (***)-***-****

                              It needs to be attention-grabbing and also include a graphic related to haircuts. I don't have any images so you will have to design them. Please don't have anything boring (i.e. a graphic of scissors.)

                              Thank you so much for your help!

                              Lucy

                              From Me to Lucy *******:

                              Sounds good, Lucy. I'll get back to you within a day with the proposed ad for your review.

                              From Lucy ******* to Me:

                              Great. Thank you Mike!

                              From Me to Lucy *******:

                              Lucy,

                              I have attached the first draft of the ad. Please let me know what you think.

                              Mike

                              Attachment:



                              From Lucy ******* to Me:

                              Mike, I don't completely understand the ad. Could you please explain what you were going for with that graphic?

                              From Me to Lucy *******:

                              Lucy,

                              It is a man admiring his new haircut while a woman is crouching down to clean up the hair clippings on the floor below him.

                              Mike

                              From Lucy ******* to Me:

                              Oh. That’s not what think when I look at it. It looks very suggestive to me. Why is "downtown" and "service" in quotes?

                              From Me to Lucy *******:

                              How is that suggestive? The only thing it suggests to me is that I will be getting a very admirable haircut and quality service. The fact that the woman is already cleaning up the hair clippings while the man is still in the chair suggests that your store is quick, efficient, and clean.

                              Downtown is in quotes because it is short for Downtown *******, and I put "Service" in quotes to suggest that you will be getting much "more" than a haircut, such as helpful employees, great deals, and friendly smiles. If you do not offer great deals or friendly smiles, then I apologize for the mistake and will remove the quotes from around "Service." Otherwise, I don't understand what your problem is with the ad.

                              Mike

                              From Lucy ******* to Me:

                              Cut the BS, Mike. You know exactly what you did. Are you going to keep wasting my time or design the real ad?

                              From Me to Lucy *******:

                              Lucy, can you please explain why you are unhappy with the ad? I can't make changes if you are being so vague about everything. Would you like me to have the woman holding scissors and a hair comb?

                              Mike

                              From Lucy ******* to Me:

                              Leave me alone.
                              Last edited by pete_norm; 04-10-2010, 06:55 PM.

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                              • Just wondering: Does anyone here find XKCD funny?

                                (this for those of you who are wondering:)

                                **** her in da *****!

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