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  • #31
    http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/9...us-aussies.htm

    Bravo to them.

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    • #32
      i watched on the news this mornin that somebody dressed up as a tree and robbed a bank

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      • #33
        Originally posted by HinesWardJr View Post
        i watched on the news this mornin that somebody dressed up as a tree and robbed a bank


        In related news, police have arrested The Stanford Tree in relation to the robbery.



        <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"

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        • #34
          Originally posted by fischbowl View Post


          In related news, police have arrested The Stanford Tree in relation to the robbery.
          i have to say... sad thing to see....;)... he is however my favorite mascot of all time... gotta love him

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          • #35
            TOKYO (AP) -- Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.
            Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men's rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.
            Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read "Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment," and "One per person," according to reports.
            Officials are baffled over the identity of the benefactor or any motives, the reports said. Packages turned over to police were to be kept for some time in case someone claimed them.

            ......................

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            • #36
              Originally posted by KILLERSANTA View Post
              TOKYO (AP) -- Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.
              Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men's rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.
              Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read "Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment," and "One per person," according to reports.
              Officials are baffled over the identity of the benefactor or any motives, the reports said. Packages turned over to police were to be kept for some time in case someone claimed them.

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              who would pick them up?

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              • #37
                January 18, 2007 -- If you can't bear New York City tap and Evian leaves you flat, now there's designer bottled water for connoisseurs - for a mere $55 a bottle.

                Bling H2O, from English Mountain Spring in Tennessee, boasts that jaw-dropping price for 3.4 liters of goodness contained in a corked, glazed bottle decorated with Swarovski crystals, the Journal News in Westchester County reported.
                http://www.nypost.com/php/pfriendly/...ionalnews_.htm

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by KILLERSANTA View Post
                  And remember don't jerk off with a noose around your neck, it's dangerous.
                  Mad good movie.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by 'cuse-213 View Post
                    Mad good movie.
                    great movie :)

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by bantx View Post
                      someone took a pic before they called the police? rofl

                      It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds View Post
                        It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.
                        That is terrible. Why wouldnt you call the police? I feel bad for the guy's family


                        Originally Posted by scottyboy
                        my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
                        But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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                        • #42
                          Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
                          It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


                          Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

                          It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

                          happy with my performance today".

                          This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

                          When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
                          .................................................

                          I could do that...........


                          PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......
                          Last edited by KILLERSANTA; 07-21-2007, 09:59 PM.

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                          • #43
                            Not too bad.

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                            • #44
                              one of his forearms must be huge and the other tiny


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                              • #45
                                With that story from KILLERSANTA I think this thread should be titled Beat Off instead of Off Beat


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