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  • #16
    on the news they said his previous lawsuits were against tony danza and the ming dynasty.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Windy City Big Gamer Uno View Post
      on the news they said his previous lawsuits were against tony danza and the ming dynasty.
      More than that. Apparently he filed a 57 page defendant list in another lawsuit. Some of the names included in the suit?

      James Hoffa, google.com, Pope Benedict XVI(looks like he already has sued a pope hoopsdemon), Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, accuweather.com, Adolph Hitler's National Socialist Party(Nazi's), the Gambino crime family, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami(this one kind of makes sense if you think about it lol), GEICO, Israel, Tsunami Victims, The Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Al-Qaida, Outback Steakhouse, Chris Berman(he may have a point here), Meals on Wheels, Plato, the Lincoln Memorial, Buddhist monks, The Mossad, Medieval Times(not the restaurant mind you, the actual time period), Brotherhood of the Snake, Rastafarians, the National Association for Stock Car Racing(again, he might have a point), the Illuminati, Wu-Tang Clan, Nordic Gods(again, not a brand name, the actual Gods), Lambeau Field(I guess it does get pretty cold...), Pizza Hut, Gangs in Hong Kong, National Hockey League Players Association(again.......), the Philadelphia Eagles 2005 roster.

      And there were definately a bunch more. I'd cut and paste it, but the site won't let me, so I thought I'd give some of the funnier ones. Here's a link as well.

      http://www.bootsandsabers.com/index...._michael_vick/



      Originally posted by Jakey
      WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

      i am literally gonna kick a baby to death!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by ironman4579 View Post
        More than that. Apparently he filed a 57 page defendant list in another lawsuit. Some of the names included in the suit?

        James Hoffa, google.com, Pope Benedict XVI(looks like he already has sued a pope hoopsdemon), Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, accuweather.com, Adolph Hitler's National Socialist Party(Nazi's), the Gambino crime family, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami(this one kind of makes sense if you think about it lol), GEICO, Israel, Tsunami Victims, The Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Al-Qaida, Outback Steakhouse, Chris Berman(he may have a point here), Meals on Wheels, Plato, the Lincoln Memorial, Buddhist monks, The Mossad, Medieval Times(not the restaurant mind you, the actual time period), Brotherhood of the Snake, Rastafarians, the National Association for Stock Car Racing(again, he might have a point), the Illuminati, Wu-Tang Clan, Nordic Gods(again, not a brand name, the actual Gods), Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Gangs in Hong Kong, National Hockey League Players Association(again.......), the Philadelphia Eagles 2005 roster.

        How exactly does one sue the Medieval Time Period?

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        Originally posted by Job
        On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
        Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.

        So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by BigDawg819 View Post
          How exactly does one sue the Medieval Time Period?
          Well, it was pretty turbulent.



          Originally posted by Jakey
          WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

          i am literally gonna kick a baby to death!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by ironman4579 View Post
            Well, it was pretty turbulent.
            I don't disagree, but how do you sue a time period?

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            Originally posted by Job
            On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
            Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.

            So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by BigDawg819 View Post
              I don't disagree, but how do you sue a time period?
              Maybe he figures the government has a secret time machine and they can go back and collect a goat from everyone back then.



              Originally posted by Jakey
              WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

              i am literally gonna kick a baby to death!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by ironman4579 View Post
                Maybe he figures the government has a secret time machine and they can go back and collect a goat from everyone back then.
                Maybe, personally I'd go for a chicken.

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                Originally posted by Job
                On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
                Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.

                So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!

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                • #23
                  How about a comely wench?



                  Originally posted by Jakey
                  WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

                  i am literally gonna kick a baby to death!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by ironman4579 View Post
                    How about a comely wench?
                    Possibly, but the chickens are a bit more tempting.

                    Magical sig by OSUGiants

                    SSAEL....... its a new revolution!


                    Originally posted by Job
                    On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
                    Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.

                    So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!

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                    • #25
                      Easier to carry, if anything.



                      Originally posted by Jakey
                      WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

                      i am literally gonna kick a baby to death!

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                      • #26
                        http://casedocs.justia.com/michigan/...222743/1/0.pdf



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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Windy City Big Gamer Uno View Post
                          It's no wonder we keep drafting high. Placido Polanco doesn't have the measurables and Kenny Rogers doesn't have the scrambling ability. Plus our Oline is too small.



                          Originally posted by Jakey
                          WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

                          i am literally gonna kick a baby to death!

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                          • #28
                            He sued Plato?


                            Originally posted by Scott Wright
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                            Originally posted by njx9
                            do i tell you when to flip the burger?

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                            • #29
                              I'm with sarf, I hope he keeps suing people. This stuff is great.

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                              • #30
                                That guy shouldn't be in prison, he should be in a mental ward.


                                http://minnesotasportstwentyfourseven.blogspot.com/

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