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    Ok WTF I have no idea what to do, I had the scarriest effing morning in my life this morning. I opened my door and saw that there was a package there must have been dropped off yesterday. It was my special order of contacts so I brought it in my house and opened it on my bed. When I opened that effing box atleast 20-25 cockroaches exploded out of the box and all over my legs, and trust me I am a beeyatch around bugs. Worst thing is I didn't have my glasses and my reaction with big pisses of shiz all over my legs and I thought they were like rats or something, so I am pretty rattled. What puzzles me was it was inside the packaging so it has to be on purpose so I am pissed right now and am gonna find out where the hell this came from, cause this has got to be on purpose, just hoping they don't carry some diseases or something, because WTF 20+ cockroaches crawling all over. I spent a good 2 hours trying to squat them all. Probably still have some around so I called the exterminator to check my house while I am here at work, I mean damn WTF I already took 3 showers and I still feel itchy as hell, I will never open a package the same way ever again, and if I find who packaged this crap I will get them so bad you have no idea.

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    Originally posted by Ghettosermon View Post
    Ok WTF I have no idea what to do, I had the scarriest effing morning in my life this morning. I opened my door and saw that there was a package there must have been dropped off yesterday. It was my special order of contacts so I brought it in my house and opened it on my bed. When I opened that effing box atleast 20-25 cockroaches exploded out of the box and all over my legs, and trust me I am a beeyatch around bugs. Worst thing is I didn't have my glasses and my reaction with big pisses of shiz all over my legs and I thought they were like rats or something, so I am pretty rattled. What puzzles me was it was inside the packaging so it has to be on purpose so I am pissed right now and am gonna find out where the hell this came from, cause this has got to be on purpose, just hoping they don't carry some diseases or something, because WTF 20+ cockroaches crawling all over. I spent a good 2 hours trying to squat them all. Probably still have some around so I called the exterminator to check my house while I am here at work, I mean damn WTF I already took 3 showers and I still feel itchy as hell, I will never open a package the same way ever again, and if I find who packaged this crap I will get them so bad you have no idea.
    WTF?? Thats worse then openning a anthrax package...

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    • #3
      Thats... weird.




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      • #4
        dude please **** up whoever gave you that package... or idk this may sound like a ***** move but maybe even get the cops involved.... cause no one should have to deal with that...
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        • #5
          That is a definite WTF moment. Need to contact whoever packaged that thing.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mangini for pres View Post
            dude please **** up whoever gave you that package... or idk this may sound like a ***** move but maybe even get the cops involved.... cause no one should have to deal with that...
            No no cops they make everything too complicated...EXTERMINATE The pest That did that to you....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by trkaline View Post
              No no cops they make everything too complicated...EXTERMINATE The pest That did that to you....
              yeah true.... cause that is not even like a friend joke.... thats someone who doesnt like you and needs to be punished for that ****
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              • #8
                Yes and when your standing over his now devoid of life corpse...take a dump on his chest....

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                • #9
                  Thats one of the weirdest things that Ive ever heard next time you get a package you should press your ear against the box and listen.
                  "The liberator who destroys my property, is fighting to save my spirit. The teacher who clears all possessions from my path will set me free."-Tyler Durden

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                  • #10
                    I remember this one story I think it was on 20/20 so this family got this unknown package and the father opened it up and it was one of them little robot toy dogs. So anyway later that day the son put the batteries in the toy dog and it blew up, and I'm pretty sure the son died can't remember It was years ago. But that's some pretty crazy ****
                    Taking a Knapp.

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                    • #11
                      ....**** packages their the Devil....

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                      • #12
                        Thats f'n disgusting
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                        • #13
                          Thats messed up. You gotta find out who did that to you


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                          • #14
                            perhaps it was an accident. Maybe a cockroach had laid it's eggs in the box before they taped and sent the box, and then eventually hatched.

                            Was the stuff you ordered in there?

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                            • #15
                              Never opening a package again after that, but I eat cockroaches.

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