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    This is to damn funny.

    http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64492

    Man Embarassed by ***** Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

    Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his ***** size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Manfred, 26, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

    The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling...

    ....Manfred feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

  • #2
    I've always wanted a brother...

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    • #3
      Gives new meaning to the term "big brother"
      The Brian Sabean sig is no more. I disagreed with you on so many levels. And then you went out and built a dynasty. I am lame.

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      • #4
        what i want to know is, why would he know his brother has a bigger *****? do they compare them or something? ***

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Green Bay Scat View Post
          what i want to know is, why would he know his brother has a bigger *****? do they compare them or something? ***
          His brothers girlfriend used to turn off the lights when it came to giving...

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          • #6
            Wow this is very wierd...I just hope my brother wouldn't ask me to do this, his wife equals Bonk....

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            • #7
              wow... thats freakin hilarious

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              • #8
                Those wacky Germans............

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                SSAEL....... its a new revolution!


                Originally posted by Job
                On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.
                Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.

                So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BigDawg819 View Post
                  Those wacky Germans............
                  Can't trust-em... they're like mole people but worse. Plus they're not packin' much and they're nuts.

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                  I remember NFLDC
                  don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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                  • #10
                    I wanna know how the girl reacted when she turned on the light after all that time. What the hell, lol?
                    R.I.P. L.E.F.
                    "I am the one who knocks!"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Xiomera View Post
                      I wanna know how the girl reacted when she turned on the light after all that time. What the hell, lol?
                      oh Helmund, oh Helmund oh... *turns lights on* HEINRICH?!

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                      don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Addict View Post
                        oh Helmund, oh Helmund oh... *turns lights on* HEINRICH?!
                        Heinrich: Wow, I must have had too many Heinekin's.
                        R.I.P. L.E.F.
                        "I am the one who knocks!"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Xiomera View Post
                          Heinrich: Wow, I must have had too many Warsteiners.
                          fixed it for you (heineken is dutch, warsteiner is german)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Addict View Post
                            fixed it for you (heineken is dutch, warsteiner is german)
                            Good call sir . . . the name Heinrich led me to Heineken . . . so much for that, lol
                            R.I.P. L.E.F.
                            "I am the one who knocks!"

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                            • #15
                              Now, I am about to tell u something my human biology teacher told me gentleman. It is not about the size, it is about the width. I will go in deeper detail if u so please. Its also about passion and maturity, not tits and ass and butthole pleasure. Not about rusty trombone.

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