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  • #16
    Originally posted by iowatreat54 View Post
    that one would really piss me off

    any one know any from Chicago/Illinois...I could look them up but I have class in like 5 mins
    You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
    You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
    The English language is not to be spoken.

    No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave.
    One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
    All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
    Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
    It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
    It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
    Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
    In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
    It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
    Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
    It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
    Cars may not be driven through the town.
    Crystal Lake
    If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it.
    Des Plaines
    Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
    Bowling is forbidden.
    It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.


    • #17
      Originally posted by trkaline View Post
      It is against the law to fish from horseback.
      It is illegal not to drink milk.
      It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
      Birds have the right of way on all highways.
      A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
      You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
      It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
      It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
      It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
      No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
      Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
      Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
      I'm surprised not to see "its illegal to live in this state and not be a Mormon."


      • #18
        Originally posted by jayceheathman View Post
        I'm surprised not to see "its illegal to live in this state and not be a Mormon."
        Send an email to there Senator maybe he'll do that, more wives for everybody....


        • #19
          it'll be like the MiddleAges....wierd stuff....


          • #20

            Hunting camels is prohibited

            Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony

            Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs

            When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses (banana vs banana)

            You may not have more than two dildos in a house

            Cars may not be driven in reverse

            Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

            Mohave County
            A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up


            • #21
              North Dakota
              It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
              Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
              It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.

              Devils Lake
              New Year's celebrations are somewhat bland in this town as fireworks may not be set off after 11:00 PM!
              One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.


              • #22
                Originally posted by trkaline View Post
                One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
                no wonder UofI sucks...

                Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland's streets.

                It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise.
                Last edited by iowatreat54; 09-14-2007, 02:14 PM.


                • #23
                  The English language is not to be spoken.
                  You have to wonder if that's a left-over law from when the French possessed the land (I think they did, my history is fuzzy there).

                  by BoneKrusher
                  <DG> how metal unseen
                  <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that


                  • #24
                    Probably im jsut taken stuff regardless of time...


                    • #25

                      # No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"

                      # You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

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                      # Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

                      # You may not catch a fish with your hands.

                      # It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

                      # You may not sing in the bathtub.

                      # Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

                      # Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

                      # It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

                      # Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

                      # Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

                      # A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

                      # Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

                      # Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

                      # All liquor stores must be run by the state.

                      # A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

                      # It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

                      # In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.

                      # One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.

                      # All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

                      # The sale of alcohol is prohibited.

                      # One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.

                      # It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

                      # Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.

                      # No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

                      # It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

                      Ridley Park
                      # You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.

                      # Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.

                      Yeah, I play WoW too.[/CENTER]


                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Mr. Stiller View Post
                        A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

                        well thier goes my life plan



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