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  • #16
    I'm going to have to spend 7 months pooping in a PortaJohn while in Iraq. I hope i don't get smurfed

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    • #17
      Originally posted by SuperKevin View Post
      I'm going to have to spend 7 months pooping in a PortaJohn while in Iraq. I hope i don't get smurfed
      What is smurfed?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Scotty D View Post
        What is smurfed?
        Smurfed=When you poop in a portajohn and the blue stuff splashes up onto your ass

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SuperKevin View Post
          Smurfed=When you poop in a portajohn and the blue stuff splashes up onto your ass
          Ah thanks for some reason I thought it might involve you getting tipped over and getting covered in the blue stuff.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SuperKevin View Post
            Eh, I'll wipe the seat off if i see pee on it but otherwise I don't mind sitting on it. Thats what soap and showers are for
            Same here, I wipe it off everytime I use it.

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            • #21
              I put toilet paper down before I sit on the toilet.

              BTW, Vikes99ej, that is an amazing sig


              Originally Posted by scottyboy
              my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
              But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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              • #22
                when I was little I had this little plastic toilet. I pooped in it once and it was a perfect form of a enlarged Hershey Kiss. I didnt let my mom clean the toilet until she took a picture of it.

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                • #23
                  Last night during the intermission of my hockey game I went to the bathroom and took 1 wearing my full hockey equipment. It was horrible...
                  Penn State University - Detroit Red Wings - New York Jets - Red Bull New York - Fulham FC

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                  • #24
                    I once took one that six and a half Courics.

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                    • #25


                      I just sharted.

                      BoneKrusher

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                      • #26
                        U are a virgin til u have sex while taking a ****.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Scotty D View Post
                          I'll use a public restroom but I lay toilet paper down on the seat. Weird? I dunno.
                          The Bird's Nest is a requirement when I go public. I am like the Niles Crane when it comes to toilets, wipe 'em down good.
                          Is that a rash?



                          Give JKPIGSKIN credit for this masterpiece

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                          • #28
                            There was a pile of horse manure on the pavement just outside of the Jaguars stadium. I'm not sure what a horse was doing there, but when I saw it I said "that was the Texans' performance today."

                            by BoneKrusher
                            <DG> how metal unseen
                            <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by The Unseen View Post
                              There was a pile of horse manure on the pavement just outside of the Jaguars stadium. I'm not sure what a horse was doing there, but when I saw it I said "that was the Texans' performance today."
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                              Originally posted by Crazy_Chris
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                              • #30
                                I once had to eat nothing but cheerios for 4 straight days, you dont even wanna know

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