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"Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. 'Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?' Please. I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV."
"Without even talking to me, you told this insane-ass clown, dead-eyed killer, that we'd give him two pounds a week. No don't talk to me about hours, what about sudo man? How are we gonna get that? You think the meth fairy is just gonna bring it to us?"
...I seriously need to prep for this show. Sunday I am going to spend the entire afternoon holed up in a dark closet listening to Lil Wayne's "I Feel Like Dying," and then go bully some elementary schoolers at the playground.
After I'll stop and buy dinner...No I'll steal dinner and threaten to kill the cashier if they squeal, maybe hit them over the head to make sure they know I'm real.
Finally after sniffing glue for an hour, I should be ready for a single episode of Breaking Bad. I'm so ****ing excited. Yes, for a television show.