In 5th grade I rented WWF's King of the Ring. During the Mankind-Undertaker match, I was doing flips and **** on my bed with a couple of friends. I ended smacking my head on the dresser and getting 12 stitches...Battle scar.
Ric Flair became a *****, but Hulk's eyes when he gave him the back hand was deadly. I can appreciate the Figure 4 though, one of the few submission moves that actually hurts like hell when done right.