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  • #31
    Originally posted by CalBears99 View Post
    I had no idea people stood up. That's just awkward and I would never do that.
    Anyways, one question. Have any of you guys ever taken a dump and then had ur a-sshole be perfectly clean and not even have to wipe? Never happened to me, but a couple friends of mine said they have.
    You've never had one? my friend you've never lived

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    • #32
      Originally posted by KILLERSANTA View Post
      Yes, we pretty much had a whole thread on that. It's called a no wiper.....
      where I come from its referred to as a "Ghost"

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      • #33
        I just stand.

        But if you have a beday, you have to stand up, move, THEN you sit.


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        • #34
          no wiper is the best. It saves you only like a minute, but it is awesome.

          A wet sloppy one is the worse. I pretty much have to stand there wiping for 10 minutes and then the toilet gets stuffed.

          Or, how about the A-Bomber... you know, it's just a ball sized piece of crap that explodes on impact with the water and your ass gets soaked. Those are no fun.

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          • #35
            i sit it feels way to awkward to stand up. btw how would you know if you have a ghost? how would you know its not dirty? do you have a mirror system or you check with your hand
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            • #36
              dude F!! How come I've never had a god damn no wiper? How do you guys do it?

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              • #37
                Originally posted by ripdw27 View Post
                i sit it feels way to awkward to stand up. btw how would you know if you have a ghost? how would you know its not dirty? do you have a mirror system or you check with your hand
                just wipe once and be like omg it's clean

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by CalBears99 View Post
                  just wipe once and be like omg it's clean
                  How would you know loser? Come and talk to us when youve had one

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                  • #39
                    There is one thing better than a no wiper. That is, them free sample downloads on XXX sites. I hate when you can't download them, that pisses me off!

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                    • #40
                      i have had this conversation many times with friends and most are standers or some version. I stand but because of the worry of short stalls not all the way up.


                      The way it is

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                      • #41
                        I've tried standing, most awkward tinhg i've ever done...

                        I wipe with my left though, and I have never had a no wiper...
                        I'm weird :D
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                        • #42
                          I wipe everytime. Does anyone here sometimes not wipe and just assume they are good?


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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by KCJ58 View Post
                            i lean to the left
                            Well sir i happen to lean right

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                            • #44
                              No wiper = Heaven

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Turtlepower View Post
                                I wipe everytime. Does anyone here sometimes not wipe and just assume they are good?
                                My god that is risking some serious pain later down the track

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