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    So i went around to my mates place last night, the door was open so i let myself in but i couldn't find him anywhere. I needed to relieve myself so i headed to the tiolet, opened the door and there he was, wiping his ass standing up.
    Dumbfounded i asked 'what the **** are you doing?'
    He had no idea what i was talking about so i asked why he was standing up to wipe his ass, he said he'd always done it that way and then proceeded to freak out when he found i wiped while sitting with a strategic little lean.

    So the question is, do you wipe standing or sitting?

    (and yes i realise it's weird we had a full conversation while he was naked, but this kid is so regularly naked i come to expect it)

  • #2
    Standing is so much better.

    #MoncriefArmy

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    • #3
      I've heard this question many times. People do it one way or the other and are dumbfounded when people find out others do it differently.

      I've always been a sitter but I have tried standing also. I felt it awkward because in public stalls I'm pretty tall and standing means my head is protruding over the top of the stall.

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      • #4
        standing. That's how I've always done it.

        ^Thanks to Eaglez.Fan for the sweet sig!

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        • #5
          You and your friend are weird.

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          • #6
            Standing, but squatting somewhat.



            <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"

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            • #7
              Standing. It feels weird sitting.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Moses View Post
                I've always been a sitter but I have tried standing also. I felt it awkward because in public stalls I'm pretty tall and standing means my head is protruding over the top of the stall.
                Originally posted by BrownsTown View Post
                You and your friend are weird.
                I agree with both those statements.


                Originally posted by Halsey
                I don't have to watch it to know it was not interesting.

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                • #9
                  How can you be sitted and wipe yourself at the same time :O

                  #MoncriefArmy

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by fischbowl View Post
                    Standing, but squatting somewhat.
                    me too. when having this discussion, people think i'm weird. high five for making me feel normal despite my obvious unhealthy Brian Leonard man crush!!
                    We ALL bleed scarlet
                    New York Giants Super Bowl 46 Champs
                    UNITED: I actually attend the college I root for
                    Originally posted by PalmerToCJ
                    BTW, if it's 3rd and 97... I'm throwing a screen pass to Brian Leonard and he will convert.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wo_oT88 View Post
                      How can you be sitted and wipe yourself at the same time :O
                      Same way girls do it...

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                      • #12
                        i lean to the left

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Moses View Post
                          Same way girls do it...
                          What the heck is a girl...

                          #MoncriefArmy

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Moses View Post
                            Same way girls do it...
                            yea but what about the icebox? we don't know if she pees sitting or standing up. that question was never answered in little giants
                            We ALL bleed scarlet
                            New York Giants Super Bowl 46 Champs
                            UNITED: I actually attend the college I root for
                            Originally posted by PalmerToCJ
                            BTW, if it's 3rd and 97... I'm throwing a screen pass to Brian Leonard and he will convert.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BrownsTown View Post
                              You and your friend are weird.
                              It's called comfortable, haha. Can't believe we have so many standers already. And a squatter? what the ****? talk about a burn on the quads

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