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  • #16
    I wouldn't do anything. Messing with the past would obviously mess with the future. You make the slightest change and who knows what happens. :D

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    • #17
      Originally posted by cardsalltheway View Post
      Eh, a lot of people do and I wasn't a big fan before, but once you get used to how its written, its great stuff.
      Well i dont really want to memorize a sonnet anyway, it is incredibly hard
      CHRIS PETERSEN > STEVE SARKISIAN AND JIM MORA. CALL ME WHEN ONE MAKES A BCS BOWL.


      Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan
      JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.

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      • #18
        1. Meet some relatives I've heard stories about since I was a kid.
        2. Dinosaurs, got to see that.
        3. Back to the Battle at the Alamo. Preferably from birds eye view.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by NYGibril28 View Post
          I have a time machine, problem is, it only goes forward at regular speed. It's essentialy just a carboard box but on the side i wrote "Time Machine" in sharpie.

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          • #20
            1. Meet Jesus
            2. See the Immaculate Reception up close.
            3. See who fired the first shot at Lexington/Concord.

            by BoneKrusher
            <DG> how metal unseen
            <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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            • #21
              1. Tar and feather Ryan Leaf
              2. Remove all football influences in Norv Turner's life
              3. Repeat Step #1

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              • #22
                Hey Paul, learn your Demetri Martin.

                Paul

                New York Giants
                New York Yankees
                New York Knicks (unfortunately)
                UConn Basketball
                Virginia Tech Football
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                • #23
                  1. Accept Hitler into art school
                  2. Invest in Microsoft in 1980
                  3. See if Babe Ruth called his shot

                  Xbox Live Gamertag: DocSteel92
                  Rest in peace, Randy Pausch.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by NYGibril28 View Post
                    Hey Paul, learn your Demetri Martin.
                    I don't care who said it. It's still lame

                    Edit: original comment was a bit much.
                    Last edited by Paul; 11-19-2007, 09:26 PM.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Paul View Post
                      I don't care who said it. It's still lame

                      Edit: original comment was a bit much.
                      the original nature of the joke made it funnier

                      Paul

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Moses View Post
                        I wouldn't do anything. Messing with the past would obviously mess with the future. You make the slightest change and who knows what happens. :D
                        1. Don't step on any butterflies.

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                        • #27
                          1. Write a book in which the present day me would be proclaimed mosiah
                          2. Save Jimi Hendrix and get ****** up with him
                          3. Tell the Cardinals to draft LT instead of that fat ass Davis

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                          • #28
                            Hmm...as a historian this is a rather interesting question.

                            1) Go back to the Americas around 1200 and inject the indigenous peoples with Western diseases so that they would be resistant when Europeans showed up.

                            2) Stop the assasination of Franz Ferdinand (this is the basic root of all of your Hitler/ fascist problems).

                            3) Sink the ship that brought Richard Bush to America.


                            Nobody cares about your stupid fantasy team.

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                            • #29
                              Destroy it because God already made me perfect.
                              Last edited by Chaucer; 11-19-2007, 09:57 PM.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by NYGibril28 View Post
                                the original nature of the joke made it funnier
                                Demetri Martin = Joke god

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