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  • #31
    1. Work harder to become a pro hockey player (not tall enough for bball, or large enough for football).

    2. Select a winning lottery ticket (fairly obvious one).

    3. Stop my friends from getting in a huge car accident in high school.


    Courtesy of Fenikz - Much Appreciated

    Originally posted by dRaFtDoRk
    You can't be a good corner if no one throws your way. Thats my way of seeing it.

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    • #32
      Rewrite the Bible

      #MoncriefArmy

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      • #33
        become a pimp and pimp hoes like no other day.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by NATIONALchamps View Post
          become a pimp and pimp hoes like no other day.
          You are now my hero.

          #MoncriefArmy

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Chaucer View Post
            Destroy it because God already made me perfect.
            hahahahahaha

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Wo_oT88 View Post
              You are now my hero.
              if my hoes get outa line i give em a danza slap.

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              • #37
                haha you guys are funny. Just because you have a time machine doesn't mean you're gonna be in position to "hang out" with any famous past/deceased celebrities. A time machine can't/won't make you cool.

                I'd probably repeat high school at another school or stay at the one I was originally at.

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                • #38
                  Force George W. Bush's Mom to have sex with Chuck Norris.
                  http://youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8
                  CHRIS PETERSEN > STEVE SARKISIAN AND JIM MORA. CALL ME WHEN ONE MAKES A BCS BOWL.


                  Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan
                  JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by soybean View Post
                    haha you guys are funny. Just because you have a time machine doesn't mean you're gonna be in position to "hang out" with any famous past/deceased celebrities. A time machine can't/won't make you cool.

                    I'd probably repeat high school at another school or stay at the one I was originally at.
                    Sorry, I didn't realize there were guidelines to how a TIME MACHINE worked...

                    Paul

                    New York Giants
                    New York Yankees
                    New York Knicks (unfortunately)
                    UConn Basketball
                    Virginia Tech Football
                    UConn Football

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                    • #40
                      1. Challenge Mike Vicks prized pitbull to a title match and beat it.

                      2. Stop the browns from cutting the heart of their defense justin sandy.

                      3. Warn the US about the two towers. What are you guys thinking God bless america.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by NYGibril28 View Post
                        Sorry, I didn't realize there were guidelines to how a TIME MACHINE worked...
                        LOL. hey dude, that's realistic just ask the government.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by soybean View Post
                          haha you guys are funny? Just because you have a time machine doesn't mean you're gonna be in position to "hang out" with any famous past/deceased celebrities. A time machine can't/won't make you cool.

                          I'd probably repeat high school at another school or stay at the one I was originally at.
                          And how would you know that? Are you some kind of expert on time machines?

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                          • #43
                            this dude i know he lives down by the docks. he said he saw a ufo out in the oceans.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by NATIONALchamps View Post
                              this dude i know he lives down by the docks. he said he saw a ufo out in the oceans.
                              This is going in my sig :P

                              #MoncriefArmy

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by NATIONALchamps View Post
                                this dude i know he lives down by the docks. he said he saw a ufo out in the oceans.
                                KHALID EL-AMIN! I LOVE YOU!

                                Paul

                                New York Giants
                                New York Yankees
                                New York Knicks (unfortunately)
                                UConn Basketball
                                Virginia Tech Football
                                UConn Football

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