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  • #61
    1. Go into the future and buy all the DVD's for any upcoming TV shows and movies I want see and bring them back with me. I'm going to have the final season of Lost before it's even filmed.

    2. Save Jimi Hendrix from choking on his own vomit.

    3. **** up Hitler with the Player Haters.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by stillaraiderfan View Post
      If you go back in time and move a leaf, things would change...like you would cease to exist or some **** like that. Be weary of the consequences gang. I guess you haven't seen that episode of the Simpsons yet...
      if i would cease to exist then i couldn't go back in time to move that leaf

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      • #63
        I've decided to add more. Who the **** says I only get three trips?

        4. Go into the future and find the cure for cancer. Go to 1993 with the cure and give it to Bill Hicks.

        5. Travel to the year 2057 and buy a sports almanac. Come back to the present and pull a Biff.

        6. If said sports almanac doesn't include at least one Mariners championship, head to 1957 and convince Bill Bavasi's dad to pull out that fateful evening. I'll do the same with Brian Sabean's dad to save Borat and myself from the worst two GM's in sports.

        I'll come up with more later.

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        • #64
          1. Like previously mentioned, get a future sports almanac and just crush the oddsmakers

          2. Go back to the very beginning of time and find out exactly how the universe was created.

          3. See what the world is like in 2500 years
          Last edited by BucSappy; 11-20-2007, 03:03 AM.

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          • #65
            1. Stop Layne Staley from ever taking heroine

            2. Kill Nathan Gale so that he could never kill Dimebag Darrell

            3. Start my life over and get my second chance to make things right and make the right choices
            HALL OF FAMER!
            PUT ART MODELL IN THE HALL OF FAME!
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            • #66
              1. Buy a waterbed
              2. Get Drunk
              3. ****.

              Okay, 2 of those 3 things I do/did already, but its all good.

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              • #67
                go into the future and meet my best friend after he takes over all of israel.

                If i could only go into the past I wouldn't use the time machine, maybe, just maybe re-live my senior year of high school, people talk about the college party experience, well I had all of that done before I was done with high school, I quit drinking at 16.

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                • #68
                  1) Make Al Gore's parents have an abortion
                  2) Make Michael Moore's parents have an abortion
                  3) Go all the back and destroy all notions of socialism from the face of the earth before they become so ingranded in the idea of civilization that even today people consider the individual and his motives as bad and the masses as good.

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                  • #69
                    1. Persuade Chuck Norris to have sex with my mom, so then I would be Chuck Jr. =D


                    Originally posted by Halsey
                    I don't have to watch it to know it was not interesting.

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                    • #70
                      1. Invent the pet rock
                      2. Go back with a camera and take a picture of Jesus to show hes really black
                      3. Go to the future and grab a watch that stops time, and bring it back

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Turtlepower View Post
                        1. Persuade Chuck Norris to have sex with my mom, so then I would be Chuck Jr. =D
                        You obviously have a very astute understanding on how the reproduction process works. :D

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                        • #72
                          ok, in drowe world, i'm too worried that what i alter in the past would effect my existence. I don't want some big change to cause my parents to have sex on a different night...resulting in my spermy ass being sprayed into a shower drain instead of into my mom's woman parts. so, i'd sign a contract with Professor Time Machine Inventor guy that states in exchange for my assured existence (and no major changes to my personal and family life), I will perform some good samaritan deeds with my newly found time travel abilities.

                          1-F you thread starter guy, i'm totally using time travel to make money. i'll bet on sports to keep it fun. i'll take the odds on the Jets in superbowl 3. as well as other major upsets throughout history.

                          -so, now my rich ass is gonna have some fun.

                          2-I want to re-live college. it was just a lot of fun. and i would like to go for another round. some small changes. but, i'd want to keep the end result the same.

                          3-I'm gonna go back to June of 1968, head to the Ambassador Hotel and beat the crap out of Sirhan Sirhan. and, RFK is now saved....then i'll hang around and watch Nixon-Kennedy part 2.

                          4-my good samaritan deed---i'll head to South Asia on Christmas of 2004 and tell 'em to GTF outa there for a few days.

                          5-Tour Florida Senior homes in 1999 and 2000 and run a Ballot Reading and Voting Course for seniors. I feel this will prove useful in November of 2000.

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                          • #73
                            1. Go back in time and find the holy grail.
                            2. Shake Jesus Christ's hand even though im not religious.
                            3. Kill Art Modell before he moved the team.

                            What I would really do is this

                            1. Get a **** load of money by placing bets on sporting events.
                            2. Stop 9-11 from happening.
                            3. Stop George Bush from getting elected.
                            Last edited by PoopSandwich; 11-20-2007, 02:03 PM.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by osi+ap=allshallperish View Post
                              1) Make Al Gore's parents have an abortion
                              2) Make Michael Moore's parents have an abortion
                              3) Go all the back and destroy all notions of socialism from the face of the earth before they become so ingranded in the idea of civilization that even today people consider the individual and his motives as bad and the masses as good.
                              I've realized I've been unfair here picking on the left's dumb, so to even it out i'll also

                              4) Burn down the phelps farm during a large gathering of the Westborough Baptist Church
                              5) Get Barry Goldwater into office in 1968
                              6) Stop the US from ever getting involved with the middle east.
                              7) Der Fuhrer was bad, stalin and lenin where just as bad
                              8) Stop PETA and Greenpeace from ever taking over the stupid.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by osi+ap=allshallperish View Post
                                1) Make Al Gore's parents have an abortion
                                2) Make Michael Moore's parents have an abortion
                                3) Go all the back and destroy all notions of socialism from the face of the earth before they become so ingranded in the idea of civilization that even today people consider the individual and his motives as bad and the masses as good.

                                dude, I love you...great reasons
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