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  • jballa838
    started a topic If you had a time machine...

    If you had a time machine...

    What are 3 things you would do?

    Rules: You can achieve no monetary gain directly from this.
    Here's mine:
    1. Murder William Shakespeare.
    2. Hang out with Walter Payton
    3. Catch Barry Bonds taking steroids.

  • BufFan71
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    Originally posted by doingthisinsteadofwork View Post
    1.Stop the US from entering WWI.
    2.Find out why Hitler hated the Jews.
    3.Go back and watch "the play" up close.
    ummm because jews controlled all the banks in Germany, and the way to get elected and become dictator, he had to blame all the troubles on someone...


    just sayin

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  • Smokey Joe
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    does this time machine just go back in time, or can you go ahead in time as well?

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  • someone447
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    Originally posted by bearsfan_51 View Post
    Hmm...as a historian this is a rather interesting question.

    1) Go back to the Americas around 1200 and inject the indigenous peoples with Western diseases so that they would be resistant when Europeans showed up.

    2) Stop the assasination of Franz Ferdinand (this is the basic root of all of your Hitler/ fascist problems).

    3) Sink the ship that brought Richard Bush to America.
    1) If you inject them with diseases, it would just be a couple hundred years earlier that they die off from those disease, unless you mean vaccinate them.

    2) That was just the straw that broke the camels back, WWI was happening regardless of if he got shot or not. It was a ticking time bomb.

    Now, for mine, I wouldn't want to change anything, because like Moses said, a small change would completely change the world, however, I would like to be able to go back and observe certain moments in history.

    1) Battle of Austerlitz, either a birds eye view or from the vantage of napoleon

    2) Battle of Chancellorsville, same as before, but with Lee.

    3) The discovery of the new world.

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  • someone447
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    Originally posted by doingthisinsteadofwork View Post
    2.Find out why Hitler hated the Jews.
    Read Mein Kampf he explains it all there.

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  • Brodeur
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    Originally posted by fischbowl View Post
    AllShallPerish I love your time machine reasons. First more than last especially Destroying Al Gore.
    Yeah damn that son of a ***** for trying to bring global warming to the forefront of global issues.

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  • fischbowl
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    Originally posted by Ewing View Post
    Necrophilia really isn't a conservative stance...
    that was funny Ewing

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  • Ewing
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    Originally posted by fischbowl View Post
    Karl Marx can suck my conservative balls.
    Necrophilia really isn't a conservative stance...

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  • fischbowl
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    Originally posted by Ewing View Post


    Karl Marx is frowning but you can't see it because of his incredibly awesome beard.
    Karl Marx can suck my conservative balls.

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  • ripdw27
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    1. invest into microsoft
    2. hang out/party with guys like bob marley, walter payton, john belushi, chris farley, and tupac
    3. kill hitler before the final solution

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  • steelersfan43
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    Originally posted by cardsalltheway View Post
    Quite the intellectual we have on our hands here.

    1. Meet Jesus
    2. Give Drew Brees' father a condom
    3. Catch the '81 NC

    Why are you hatin on drew? And besides drew brees> jesus anywho. atleasts hes for true.

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  • bearfan
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    1: Give Bears draft plans starting in 1995 and going through present.
    2: Hang out w/ my grandpa from when he was my age, I think that would be pretty cool
    3: Tell Bears to hire Bill Bellicheat for life

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  • Jags#7
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    Originally posted by WinslowBodden View Post
    1. Go back in time and find the holy grail.
    2. Shake Jesus Christ's hand even though im not religious.
    3. Kill Art Modell before he moved the team.

    What I would really do is this

    1. Get a **** load of money by placing bets on sporting events.
    2. Stop 9-11 from happening.
    3. Stop George Bush from getting elected.
    how the hell would u single handedly stop someone from getting elected?

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  • UKfan
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    1. Make myself avoid my anaphalactic shock and years of knee pain.

    2. Live on campus at University instead of commuting.

    3. Get myself to more (and better) NFL games except just the Raiders @ Jets and the Wembley game.

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  • hugegmenfan
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    Originally posted by osi+ap=allshallperish View Post
    1) Make Al Gore's parents have an abortion
    2) Make Michael Moore's parents have an abortion
    3) Go all the back and destroy all notions of socialism from the face of the earth before they become so ingranded in the idea of civilization that even today people consider the individual and his motives as bad and the masses as good.
    i guess the notion of avoiding politics on nfldc have gone out the window- thanx doosh

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