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  • Best Sport Quotes

    Post your fav sport quotes here.


    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    Sometimes I just want to feel pretty. - Dennis Rodman

    Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at? - Lisa Simpson on gymnastics.

    A Well Balanced Soccer Player Has A Beer In Each Hand!

    Crew (Rowing) is the only sport in the world where an athlete is encouraged to sit on his butt and go backwards!

    For the rich, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there is fishing.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    Give blood - play hockey.

    I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

    If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing rods.

    If you can't break your nose at it, it ain't a sport. - Tim Wilson

    In soccer, pain is temporary... pride is forever!!

    Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.

    My drinking team has a soccer problem.

    Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. - Frank Gifford

    Soccer players do it for 90 minutes in 11 different positions.

    Some people think football is a matter of life or death, but it's far more important than that. - Bill Shankley

    The discus throwers got the best seats at all the crucifixions. - Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

    There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

    There's a reason they call guys on the soccer field 'players'.

    Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

    You got to have a lot of balls, to play golf the way I do!

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    we all hate you

  • #2
    That doesn't seem like sports quotes. That seems like bumper stickers.

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    • #3
      "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! "

      "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

      Caddyshack

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bosanac01 View Post
        Some people think football is a matter of life or death, but it's far more important than that. - Bill Shankly
        As a Liverpool fan I've gotta say, Bill Shankly came out with some great quotes.

        XBox 360 Gamertag: Bunj1986

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        • #5
          Playoffs!?!

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          • #6
            They are who we thought they were!!!!

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            • #7
              "Well, what happened was, that second game, we got our ass kicked. In the second half, we just got our ass totally kicked. We couldn’t do diddley poo offensively, we couldn’t make a first down, we couldn’t run the ball, we didn’t try to run the ball, we couldn’t complete a pass - we sucked. The second half, we sucked. We couldn't stop the run. Every time they got the ball, they went down and got points. We got our ass totally kicked in the second half - that's what it boiled down to. It was a horseshit performance in the second half. Horseshit. I’m totally embarrassed and totally ashamed. Coaching did a horrible job. The players did a horrible job. We got our ass kicked in that second half. It sucked. It stunk."
              - Jim Mora

              "Well, I'll start off by saying this: do not blame that game on the defense, OK? I don't care who you play -- whether it's a high school team, a junior college team, a college team -- much less an NFL team. When you turn the ball over five times -- four interceptions, one for a touchdown, three others in field position to set up touchdowns -- you ain't going to beat anybody I just talked about. Anybody. All right? And that was a disgraceful performance in my opinion. We threw that game. We gave it away by doing that. We gave them the friggin' game. In my opinion, that sucked. Ah. You know? You can't turn the ball over five times like that. Holy crap! I don't know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that. Unbelievable. Five turnovers. One of them for -- We've thrown four interceptions for touchdowns this year. That might be an NFL record! And we've still got six games left, so there's no telling how many we'll have. That's pitiful! I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to perform like that. Pitiful!

              - Jim Mora

              "What's that? Uh -- Playoffs? Don't talk about -- playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game!"
              - Jim Mora

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              • #8
                We Talking About Prrractice!


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                • #9
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rmtO9_wzlI

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                  • #10
                    Whatever Brian Dawkins say.

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLSrF81Q8rM

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                    • #11
                      You Play To Win The Game!!! Helllooooooooooo!!!

                      - Herm Edwards
                      Last edited by Bosanac01; 12-30-2007, 06:46 PM.

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                      • #12
                        We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.

                        - Bruce Coslet


                        Originally Posted by scottyboy
                        my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
                        But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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                        • #13
                          A bumper sticker for hockey enthusiasts

                          100&#37; of the shots you don't take, don't go in
                          -Wayne Gretzky



                          <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"

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                          • #14
                            "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

                            I win.

                            "Half this game is 90&#37; mental."
                            I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
                            Hunter S. Thompson

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                            • #15
                              This ain't the ice capades

                              Lord Favre.

                              What do the vikings and marijuana have in common? Every time you put them in a bowl
                              they get smoked.

                              2010-2011 Super Bowl Champions
                              Hint:Not the Bears.

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