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  • Reasons you lads have been slapped

    PLEASE TYPE THEM HERE

    ill go first:
    I lied too a girl and told her i was in intensive care
    I threw a chair through a girls wall
    I told a girl she "sucked pretty badly" after getting head
    I dropped a smartie down a girls top and went too retrieve it
    I told a girl she was pig ugly and i would rather claw my eyes out than touch her
    I told a girls best friend she was sleepin with her boyfriend
    I slapped a random girl on the ass (under the impression it was someone i knew)
    I was drunk and got caught "lookin for her dildo" (we all know they all have em)

    now for the serious times

    I spat in a girls face because she tried too hit one of my m8es
    I pushed a girl down a hill because she pinched me (her m8 slapped me)
    I called a girl a "decietful little ***** who was going too hell"

    and my favorite of all

    I was getting a lovely BJ and i interuppted her and said, could you go and get you friend because its her im here for

  • #2
    I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
      I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by stephenson86
        Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
        I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


        even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
          Originally posted by stephenson86
          Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
          I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


          even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock:

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          • #6
            ii just seem too get slapped for nothing

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            • #7
              Originally posted by stephenson86
              ii just seem too get slapped for nothing
              I would slap you (knuckles) too :D

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Nerv
                Originally posted by stephenson86
                ii just seem too get slapped for nothing
                I would slap you (knuckles) too :D

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                • #9
                  I've managed to talk my way out of all slapping i've ever been near receiving.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CGF 216/137
                    I've managed to talk my way out of all slapping i've ever been near receiving.
                    so u give?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by stephenson86
                      Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                      Originally posted by stephenson86
                      Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                      I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


                      even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again
                      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock:


                      Hurt like a b**** to because she was one big b****

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                        I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


                        I bet you someone puts this in there sig.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                          Originally posted by stephenson86
                          Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                          Originally posted by stephenson86
                          Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                          I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


                          even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again
                          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock:


                          Hurt like a b**** to because she was one big b****
                          no slaps ever hurt, apart from the blowjob related one

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                            Originally posted by ATLDirtyBirds
                            I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


                            I bet you someone puts this in there sig.
                            something someone says in here will end up a sig quote

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                            • #15
                              for reasons that would not be mentioned in a pg-13 movie

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