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  • A velociraptor is coming at you while driving a ferrari.

    In haiku form, explain how you will escape the situation.

    me first:
    The car is faster
    But I am the more cunning
    Spike strip for the win

  • sbh15
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    Free safety prospect
    Dromaeosaur overhyped
    Marginal ball skills

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  • CJSchneider
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    me and sbh
    we have hijacked this thread
    it's ours baby - YEAH

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  • CJSchneider
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    Giganotosaurus
    A big physical wide-out
    real quick off the line

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  • sbh15
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    Anklylosaurus
    Has rock solid protection
    First round guard prospect

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  • CJSchneider
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    The Ammosaurus
    Has great arm strength and quick feet
    can throw on the run

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  • sbh15
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    Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
    The Allosaurus
    He's a workout warrior
    3-4 OLB
    Top fullback prospect
    Pachycephalosaurus
    Has vicious trucking

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  • CJSchneider
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    The Allosaurus
    He's a workout warrior
    3-4 OLB

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  • sbh15
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    Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
    The Suchomimus
    would make a great pass rush DE
    has a great up-side
    Disappears at times
    Game film is not impressive
    Second round at best

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  • CJSchneider
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    The Suchomimus
    would make a great pass rush DE
    has a great up-side

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  • sbh15
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    Al Davis reaches
    for Ornithomimosaur
    In first - too much speed

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  • Staubach12
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    I'm done for, over
    might as well lay down die
    tell my mom I-- VROOM!!!!

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  • CC.SD
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    Velociraptor:
    Much better choice for Sobe.
    Thriller dance raptor!

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  • CJSchneider
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    Originally posted by Todd Bertuzzi View Post
    micropachyceph-
    alosaurus deep threat but
    has off field issues.

    questions of charac-
    ter and of whether name will
    fit on his jersey.
    He'll have to change it
    - new name is - "dino cinco"
    pro-bowler for sure
    Last edited by CJSchneider; 03-14-2009, 08:12 PM.

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  • Todd Bertuzzi
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    micropachyceph-
    alosaurus deep threat but
    has off field issues.

    questions of charac-
    ter and of whether name will
    fit on his jersey.

    Leave a comment:

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