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  • #46
    Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
    all i have to say is, some crazy **** can happen. and Marijuanna is a hell of a drug
    Marijuana doesn't make people stick cottage cheese in their vag. What was it weed laced with Heroin? Who does that. Why did she not notice maggots falling out of her *****. This story doesn't add up. The guy never getting liad because he acted gay. WTF? Why not use butter instead of cottage cheese? Did she not realize that cottage cheese goes bad. What. The. ****.

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    • #47
      Gotta love the friend of a friend stories.
      Temple University Owls

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      • #48
        Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan View Post
        Congratulations Ballin, you are officially a part of NFLDC lore and will never live this down.
        its actually SWDC but i liked the old one better :(

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
          Marijuana doesn't make people stick cottage cheese in their vag. What was it weed laced with Heroin? Who does that. Why did she not notice maggots falling out of her *****. This story doesn't add up. The guy never getting liad because he acted gay. WTF? Why not use butter instead of cottage cheese? Did she not realize that cottage cheese goes bad. What. The. ****.
          well what if she did have butter? cottage cheese is the next best thing, and maybe she has a very deep vag? i didnt say she had a billion of these guys she had some. and i meant like in a non homosexual way GOD

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          • #50
            Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
            its actually SWDC but i liked the old one better :(
            When I type in NFLDraftcountdown.com this site comes up so NFLDC is correct
            Originally posted by SunTzu_22
            Just let it go RWO.
            We as Ravens fans are clearly scum of the earth, and should just be happy that these great people, who cheer for nothing than the finest, morally impeccable players, playing on the finest, most morally impeccable teams, will grace us with their presence, and words of wisdom.

            John Wall
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CbQGBbUOw

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            • #51
              Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
              well what if she did have butter? cottage cheese is the next best thing, and maybe she has a very deep vag? i didnt say she had a billion of these guys she had some. and i mean gay like like a *** not **** GOD
              Just use saliva. Its better than some household crap youll find in the fridge. Remember when Jenna Jameson had her little campaign, don't use lube, just spit!

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              • #52
                Originally posted by The Peefs View Post
                Just use saliva. Its better than some household crap youll find in the fridge. Remember when Jenna Jameson had her little campaign, don't use lube, just spit!
                well jenna jameson probably has a very very very very loose vag, this girl is a senior and not like a huge pornstar

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
                  well jenna jameson probably has a very very very very loose vag, this girl is a senior and not like a huge pornstar
                  I find it hilarious that you continue to defend these made up stories.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES View Post
                    When I type in NFLDraftcountdown.com this site comes up so NFLDC is correct
                    well it works yes, i still type in nfldraftcountdown but it says draftcountdown in the Url and the title on the football thing says scott wrights draft countdown.

                    Speaking of scott, i hope he shares a story

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
                      I find it hilarious that you continue to defend these made up stories.
                      fine gonzo, theyre not real, we're not real, im not really typing this into my computer, or even thinking it, its all written in a book and the book is fiction.





                      just keep telling yourself that

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                      • #56
                        I got a story, once there was a guy who thought he would take urban myths and post them as real stories because he's a gullible high schooler.

                        but if you want a real story, here you go:

                        This guy who played guard for our football team started 'roiding before our senior year, and he started having issues with his anger. Well, one day he is having sex with his girlfriend and he says, "I want to do anal" and she goes, "no I dont want to do that." So, of course, in his steroid-driven anger, he says, and this is for real because she told this to me and another guy, "FLIP OVER!" She probably would have eventually gone with it but in this situation she is scared that he is going to hit her or something so she succumbs and let's him do it. And, while he is, she's crying the whole time because of the whole situation.

                        The end. To follow up on that story, they ended up dating for like 3 more months afterward.

                        Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Brent View Post
                          I got a story, once there was a guy who thought he would take urban myths and post them as real stories because he's a gullible high schooler.

                          but if you want a real story, here you go:

                          This guy who played guard for our football team started 'roiding before our senior year, and he started having issues with his anger. Well, one day he is having sex with his girlfriend and he says, "I want to do anal" and she goes, "no I dont want to do that." So, of course, in his steroid-driven anger, he says, and this is for real because she told this to me and another guy, "FLIP OVER!" She probably would have eventually gone with it but in this situation she is scared that he is going to hit her or something so she succumbs and let's him do it. And, while he is, she's crying the whole time because of the whole situation.

                          The end. To follow up on that story, they ended up dating for like 3 more months afterward.
                          I need to see a picture of this girl before I sympathize. Kidding, but that really sucks. I once asked a girl and she said no so I continued to carry on but I was really bummed for a split second.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
                            how can a girl have sex with a dead body?
                            it's not that hard.

                            hehe. see what i did there?

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                            • #59
                              oh thats a sad story, he played guard :(

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by tjsunstein View Post
                                I need to see a picture of this girl before I sympathize. Kidding, but that really sucks. I once asked a girl and she said no so I continued to carry on but I was really bummed for a split second.
                                From time to time, me and my friends will use the line "FLIP. OVER." as a goof.

                                Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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