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  • #76
    well theres a possibility they are, as a story teller i would like to try to convince, but myself, i dont believe the first one (i just thought it was too good) the second one is made up but could be real, and the third one is 100% real.
    your good arent you voodoo lol

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    • #77
      Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
      your good arent you voodoo lol
      I'm not one to brag. You could probably ask your mom though......

      That one was for Wingboy.
      Credit to BoneKrusher for the Sig
      RIP themaninblack

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      • #78
        1. This is an urban legend and it varies based on the telling whether it was on her face or her arms or whatever and where and when she met the guy.

        2. This is a blatant rip off of a short story from the Chuck Palanhuik novel Haunted, in which a bunch of "writers" are locked in a house to complete their master piece. There's a guy in his late 20s with a colostomy bag and "guts" is his story. The full version, and legally can be found by clicking this link

        3. The last one I don't know if it's true, but based on the other two I have serious doubts. For a start anyone who knows anything about a woman and has any game whatsover shouldn't need lube...

        Also, if it's cottage cheese, from a fridge chances are it's not filled with maggots since:
        a) Maggots are generally laid in meat and rarely in dairy,
        b) it's inside an airtight fridge, kept under the right temperature, so in other words; a magical fly, capable of withstanding temperatures it's body can't operate at opened a fridge door, removed the top off some cheese, laid maggots into food it wouldn't, which then surivived where they couldn't, subsisting on food they couldn't and ended up in a vagina.

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        • #79
          no. no.

          the 3rd story is also BS. i will now list reasons why this story is BS. and just for fun, i'll start with aspects that are MOST believable and work my way down.

          -2 people going from unprotected sex to cottage cheese....especially when a virgin is involved.
          -any sequence of events where cottage cheese in the vag sounds like the most logical solution.
          -2 people not noticing that the food product they were shoving in their oraface was maggot infested.
          -a school nurse giving a pelvic exam.
          -maggots giving a girl an orgasm.

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          • #80
            Maybe she just had a really dirty vag and the cottage cheese had nothing to do with it. That is why the gay guy could get with her. It all makes sense now...

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
              Did your friends sister look like this?



              ******* Krazee Eyez Killah.
              are you my caucasian?

              I'm your mother****in caucasian

              Sig by the sigmaster BoneKrusher. Each one is a masterpiece
              Originally posted by BaLLiN72
              i wish NFLDC had something like "wall to wall" where we could see Brodeur and Job's conversations.
              Originally posted by Job
              NFLDC would be jizzing itself non-stop.

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              • #82
                Unless of course, once the cottage queso was in her vag, a fly went on the improbable mission to literally "get into her pants" and laid eggs in her vag, where they then developed into maggots and the girl became aroused.

                I can so see that happening........


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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                  Unless of course, once the cottage queso was in her vag, a fly went on the improbable mission to literally "get into her pants" and laid eggs in her vag, where they then developed into maggots and the girl became aroused.

                  I can so see that happening........
                  So we all agree that the story is true because this is obviously what happened???
                  Originally posted by SunTzu_22
                  Just let it go RWO.
                  We as Ravens fans are clearly scum of the earth, and should just be happy that these great people, who cheer for nothing than the finest, morally impeccable players, playing on the finest, most morally impeccable teams, will grace us with their presence, and words of wisdom.

                  John Wall
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CbQGBbUOw

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                  • #84
                    congratulations ballin you just won


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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by BlindSite View Post
                      2. This is a blatant rip off of a short story from the Chuck Palanhuik novel Haunted, in which a bunch of "writers" are locked in a house to complete their master piece. There's a guy in his late 20s with a colostomy bag and "guts" is his story. The full version, and legally can be found by clicking this link
                      I actually tried to read the story while holding my breath, then my dad was like, what the hell are you doing? Hahaha. I'm gonna try again later. Is that weird?

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by BlindSite View Post
                        1. This is an urban legend and it varies based on the telling whether it was on her face or her arms or whatever and where and when she met the guy.

                        2. This is a blatant rip off of a short story from the Chuck Palanhuik novel Haunted, in which a bunch of "writers" are locked in a house to complete their master piece. There's a guy in his late 20s with a colostomy bag and "guts" is his story. The full version, and legally can be found by clicking this link

                        3. The last one I don't know if it's true, but based on the other two I have serious doubts. For a start anyone who knows anything about a woman and has any game whatsover shouldn't need lube...

                        Also, if it's cottage cheese, from a fridge chances are it's not filled with maggots since:
                        a) Maggots are generally laid in meat and rarely in dairy,
                        b) it's inside an airtight fridge, kept under the right temperature, so in other words; a magical fly, capable of withstanding temperatures it's body can't operate at opened a fridge door, removed the top off some cheese, laid maggots into food it wouldn't, which then surivived where they couldn't, subsisting on food they couldn't and ended up in a vagina.
                        1. im fine with that, its still possible lol

                        2. its a story, it couldve happened (hmmmm maybe it did now)

                        3. it happened A) rarely is a possibility b) you didnt read well, it was outside muhahah

                        Originally posted by drowe View Post
                        no. no.

                        the 3rd story is also BS. i will now list reasons why this story is BS. and just for fun, i'll start with aspects that are MOST believable and work my way down.

                        -2 people going from unprotected sex to cottage cheese....especially when a virgin is involved.
                        -any sequence of events where cottage cheese in the vag sounds like the most logical solution.
                        -2 people not noticing that the food product they were shoving in their oraface was maggot infested.
                        -a school nurse giving a pelvic exam.
                        -maggots giving a girl an orgasm.
                        -guy was a virgin
                        -it does thank you
                        -its possible
                        -yea she has one of those too, our nurse is notorious for it
                        -well they move around dont they?

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
                          Maybe she just had a really dirty vag and the cottage cheese had nothing to do with it. That is why the gay guy could get with her. It all makes sense now...
                          Gonzo, thats a nice twist, very possible. i mean we're talking top 5 slutiest girl in my school and this kid is like 5'5'' 135 pounds tops, not muscular, and not real cool

                          Originally posted by bantx View Post
                          congratulations ballin you just won
                          thank you bantx, ill share my wealth with you for a story

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
                            top 5 slutiest girl in my school
                            You should be hanging out with them, if you know what's good for you.

                            Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Brent View Post
                              You should be hanging out with them, if you know what's good for you.
                              nope i sadly have a girlfriend from another school, she isnt slutty but decent

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by BaLLiN72 View Post
                                nope i sadly have a girlfriend from another school, she isnt slutty but decent
                                I didnt say date them. Just hang out with them and get what you can. ;)

                                Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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