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  • #31
    Originally posted by djp View Post
    6 pack of beer and 10 banana creme pies


    you give the ridiculous groceries to the cashier. the total is $32.64

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    • #32
      You don't have enough. What will you do?
      .......

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Todd Bertuzzi View Post
        You don't have enough. What will you do?


        your wallet is empty! this is indeed a sticky situation. what to do now?

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        <beans> libid dont worry man i think fondling big black men is a perfectly worthy career goal
        <JBond> laughing so hard I am crying

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        • #34
          Panhandle using the guitar to get money.
          .......

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          • #35
            Smash 1 pie in the cashier's face and run!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Todd Bertuzzi View Post
              You don't have enough. What will you do?

              He will sing a song and play his guitar for spare change!




              Originally Posted by scottyboy
              my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
              But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Bills2083 View Post
                Is that a starfish on the top left corner?
                What a novelty item!
                Obviously that's starpower from Mario. Noob.

                What do the vikings and marijuana have in common? Every time you put them in a bowl
                they get smoked.

                2010-2011 Super Bowl Champions
                Hint:Not the Bears.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Todd Bertuzzi View Post
                  Panhandle using the guitar to get money.


                  you set up outside the store to make some cash. you're not sure what song to play, though.

                  bonekrusher on the sig magic
                  <beans> libid dont worry man i think fondling big black men is a perfectly worthy career goal
                  <JBond> laughing so hard I am crying

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Bills2083 View Post
                    spare change!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by BeansDooma View Post


                      you set up outside the store to make some cash. you're not sure what song to play, though.


                      a verse pops into his head....

                      'never gonna give....'
                      'never gonna....'


                      Originally Posted by scottyboy
                      my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
                      But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Bills2083 View Post
                        a verse pops into his head....

                        'never gonna give....'
                        'never gonna....'


                        never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
                        never gonna run around and desert you...
                        never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye...
                        never gonna tell a lie and hurt you...



                        i guess no one likes rick astley.

                        bonekrusher on the sig magic
                        <beans> libid dont worry man i think fondling big black men is a perfectly worthy career goal
                        <JBond> laughing so hard I am crying

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                        • #42
                          A hooker likes the song and gives you 50 cents.

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                          • #43
                            He needs a monkey to dance and collect the money while he plays the guitar.




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                            • #44
                              he left....

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                              • #45
                                lmao how do you do these? they're awesome

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