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    Tell me a few depressing stories about your lives you guys. I could use some cheering up ;). Here's my FML of the day (and it's only 9 AM!)

    I went to work this morning and on the way to the bus stop I tripped over some random piece of pavement lying around, instead of just half-tripping and walking on, my right knee just decided "screw this, I'm done for the day". So I ended up in the proposal position wondering what the hell just happened.
    So walking on with one knee aching a bit, I was back on my way, I come to the bus stop bus is already there, but it's loading in it's last passenger, now normally I'd run the 80-something yards between myself and the bus and still be on it, but that knee didn't really make it any easier. So I limp-fast walk towards the bus which drove off when I was about halfway there, with some damn kid giving me the "sucks for you, lepper"-look through the back window.

    With the next bus 30 minutes later, I sat patiently for ten minutes staring at the clouds before realizing that I have the kind of job that requires me to stand and walk around all day long (and smiling, no less) and that with a knee that was already sore my day was most likely going to fall somewhere between very very lousy and day in hell. Added in that I'm only earning about 30 bucks a day (that's in 10 hours, I don't even know if that's legal) I just though "screw this, I'm going home".

    Eagerly awaiting the call from work. FML.

    PS: Yes my knee still hurts. It's actually getting worse.

    Sig by Fenikz

    I remember NFLDC
    don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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    Today, I got a text message that was 02/02, but never got 01/02. The first half of the message remains a mystery to me. FML.
    Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn
    The APS is strong in this one.
    Originally posted by killxswitch
    Tears for Fears is better than whatever it is you happen to be thinking about right now.

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    • #3
      I feel as if I should wank off right now, however. I have his fear that if I pause all music, and turn the .... video volume to a comfortable level, that my roomates girl toy, whom are probably doing it right now, is going to start moaning, making it feel really weird listening to the video and wanking.

      FML
      | Hawkeyes || Rams || Lakers || Braves || Avalanche |

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      • #4
        Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post
        I feel as if I should wank off right now, however. I have his fear that if I pause all music, and turn the .... video volume to a comfortable level, that my roomates girl toy, whom are probably doing it right now, is going to start moaning, making it feel really weird listening to the video and wanking.

        FML
        I'd go for it. Maybe the extra tension will result in a great payoff.

        Sig by Fenikz

        I remember NFLDC
        don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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        • #5
          Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post
          I feel as if I should wank off right now, however. I have his fear that if I pause all music, and turn the .... video volume to a comfortable level, that my roomates girl toy, whom are probably doing it right now, is going to start moaning, making it feel really weird listening to the video and wanking.

          FML
          Headphones?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cicero View Post
            Headphones?
            LULz, funny story. I actually looked for and found them.

            Mission Accomplished.
            | Hawkeyes || Rams || Lakers || Braves || Avalanche |

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            • #7
              Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post
              LULz, funny story. I actually looked for and found them.

              Mission Accomplished
              .
              Orgasm!


              Sig by Fenikz

              I remember NFLDC
              don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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              • #8


                ^^^ FHL!
                | Hawkeyes || Rams || Lakers || Braves || Avalanche |

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post


                  ^^^ FHL!
                  what in the world...

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                  • #10
                    Look at the tattoo he's got, hahaha

                    I don't know what it is, but I'm sure it looks more ridiculous than it did before he weighed 74 pounds.

                    BoneKruser with the DOPE sig

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post


                      ^^^ FHL!
                      JIM SORGI!
                      Is that a rash?



                      Give JKPIGSKIN credit for this masterpiece

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post


                        ^^^ FHL!
                        Somebody hand him a sandwich or something.




                        2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
                          Somebody hand him a sandwich or something.
                          Where's AQ :)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post


                            ^^^ FHL!
                            That guy is a boner in more ways than one



                            <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"

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                            • #15
                              My brother's friend got drunk the other night and they went to cookout.

                              On the way into his room, the kid tried to put the lemonade on the door handle, turned it and it spilled everywhere. He then went onto FML and tried to post "Today, I spilled my lemonade."

                              He was borderline crying about it too.

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