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what if a chinese nuclear reactor began to leak, rendering the bamboo radioactive. Then, the panda eating the bamboo would turn into a radioactive mutant panda, who could shoot lasers out it's stomach, like an evil care bear... the world would be overrun by those mutant panda care bears, they would kill the men and mate with our women using their large mutated bear penisses.
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I remember NFLDC don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend
Everyone is forgetting the worst threat of all.......dogs that shoot bees out of their mouth. We're all doomed.
Homer: Bart, you’re coming home. Bart: I want to stay here with Mr. Burns. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Homer: Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead—do your worst!