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  • So...I've got a good story

    I couldn't find the FML thread so here goes.

    Last night I'm sitting outside watching a storm, and my dog is at the door acting like she wants to come out and piss and/or ****. So I let her out, as the storm was just about over. She goes out and comes back after running into the dark. She comes back, sniffling, or what is the equivalent to sneezing. Now before you hear the rest, you must know that my nose is basically useless, I can smell almost nothing. (She had been sprayed by a skunk, and of course, I couldn't tell) So she comes back and I'm petting her, telling her she was a good girl and all that stuff. So I'm scratching her ears and petting her, for a good 5 minutes, blissfully unaware of the rancid stenvh that is inches from my face, yet I am clueless. So we go inside, I head down to bed, and about 20 minutes or so later, my dad knocks on my door, telling me that the dog had been skunked. I'm wondering if I somehow left the back door open. I get dressed, come upstairs and my mom is gagging from the stench, all the while my dad is trying no to laugh at her. Apparently the whole house reeked of it, and it was so bad it woke my dad up, who doesn't have the best nose either. Well my dad said that everything was closed up, so it must have happened while she was outside, so I tell them about what must have happened.

    My mom refuses to believe I can't smell it. She is gagging still and my dad hadlooked at the dog, and saw that she got most of it in the side of her face and her head. So my mom tells me to take a big whiff to prove I can't smell it. So I do, and there is, of course, no reaction from me, which was both astounding and perplexing to my mom. So we get the tomato paste and start cleaning her up in our backyard, all the while she's licking off the stuff with her tongue, which was absolutely hilarious to us. Well it didn't do the job, so we get some shampoo and some regular soap and give it a shot. And it still sin't working. As we were cleaning her I figured I probably stink really bad as well, since I was touching her at the exact spot where she had been sprayed probably less than minute before. So I ask my parents to smell my hands, but the smell had basically filled up the air in and out of our house, so they really couldn't smell a thing, and of course, I am useless. So we finish attempting to clean her, dry her off.

    During this time, my mom was vacuuming...Why, you ask? No one knows, sometimes I swear my mom just doesn't think.

    Well we let her in the house, put her in a closed off part of our basement for the night, and find something that will rid her of the skunk smell. My mom had lit just about every candle, gone through all the febreeze crap during this stretch. So we were up until 4 last night druing this hole process. So I'm thinking of using this stuff after we clean off the dog with it, as everyone's nose in my house is useless right now, and I don't feel like going out in public and asking people if I smell like a skunk, lol. This concoction uses hydorgen peroxide, dish soap and something else. Besides that (and tomato paste), what are some good things to get rid of skunk smell?

    FMLFMLFMLFMLFML.
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  • #2
    I want those two minutes it took me to read that back.




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    • #3
      White vinegar

      and uh, you might need to get a proffesional service at ur house

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      • #4
        Originally posted by NBA View Post
        White vinegar

        and uh, you might need to get a proffesional service at ur house
        The house apparently isn't too bad. My grandmother (lives across the street from me) just came over and doesn't smell it in the house or on me. Crisis averted! But were still going to give the dog a good cleaning with that stuff.
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        • #5
          1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
          1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
          1 teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent

          Bath in it, and done!


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          • #6
            Nevermind. Oh internets.

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            • #7
              dude you stink (sorry joke was to easy)


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              • #8
                Originally posted by JBond93 View Post
                1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
                1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
                1 teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent

                Bath in it, and done!
                Looks like someones has experience.

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                • #9
                  I knew this girl once who had the same problem you did. She hardly smelled antying. Sometimes she'd forget to put deodorant on so by the end of the day she'd smell really bad. We made a deal I'd tell her if that happened since she couldn't tell. Which resulted in many accusing looks from classmates and other people since I routinely just flat-out said to her "You stink, go put some perfume on or something".

                  It was even funnier because she'd always reply something like "oh, okay, thanks!" while some people around her were ready to punch me in the face for being rude.

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                  • #10
                    I've got a horrible skunk story way worse than this, but I don't have time to type the whole thing now, so it'll have to wait.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by JBond93 View Post
                      1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
                      1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
                      1 teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent

                      Bath in it, and done!
                      Thats the one we got. Thanks anyway though JBond.
                      Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir is a goddess

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                      • #12
                        so, were you just born without a sense of smell, or did something happen?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by drowe View Post
                          so, were you just born without a sense of smell, or did something happen?
                          As I've gotten older, it has slowly become moere and more difficult to smell things. Certain things I can smell easily (don't know why), but for the most part, things have to be very potent for me to smell them. This is the first truly potent thing that I can't smell. Usually if a skunk is hit on the street I smell it, but for whatever reason, I didn't smell anything.

                          It may have something to do with my work. I've been working with adhesives and stuff like that putting in floors since I was in 6th grade, and inhaling a bunch of sawdust may have done something.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by VoodooMonkey View Post
                            I've got a horrible skunk story way worse than this, but I don't have time to type the whole thing now, so it'll have to wait.
                            I'm guessing it involves mistaken identity and a rather confusing situation in the bedroom.

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                            • #15
                              I don't have a good story, but I had my best day of work ever today...

                              I show up 20 min late and my boss isn't there, and dosen't show up for another hour so I get to take a nap until he arrives. He's there for about 20 min then leaves me with one task, to drive the business car across town and deliver some papers. While on the interstate there is a dump truck with a long heavy-duty chain with a huge hook dragging behind it while going 75mph.. This chain is swinging across the interstate making sparks and hitting ****. He took out a couple signs and some barriers. The driver paying no attention. It was pretty sick.
                              Next, I show up at the other store branch where my head boss tells me all i have to do is go pick up lunch for the two of us and she's buying. She let's me drive her car and i see some kid get smoked by a car on his bike... He flies through the air across a couple lanes. His bike gets messed up , but he said he's fine for the most part. It was also sick.

                              The rest of the day I get to drive my car around town and listen to the radio... About an hour away from the end of the day I get a call from my buddy who works at a local beer distributor. He tells me they have six extra cases of beer on the truck i can have if i would like.

                              In conclusion, it's 5:30, I'm drunk, and I saw some pretty cool destruction today. I call that a good day.
                              Last edited by TitleTown088; 06-12-2009, 06:38 PM.

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