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  • #16
    Customer: “I’d like three vanilla soft serve, please.”
    Me: “Sure thing. Would you like that in a cup or a cone?”
    Customer: “What’s the difference?”
    Me: “One is in a cup, and one is in a cone.”
    Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll have them in cups.”
    (I make the soft serve, put them in cups and hand them to the customer.)
    Customer: “This isn’t what I wanted. They’re in plastic cups.”
    Me: “I thought you said you wanted them in cups.”
    Customer: “By cup, I thought you meant, like…a cup cone. Some kind of cone in the shape of a cup!”


    so awesome
    CHRIS PETERSEN > STEVE SARKISIAN AND JIM MORA. CALL ME WHEN ONE MAKES A BCS BOWL.


    Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan
    JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by jballa838 View Post
      Customer: “I’d like three vanilla soft serve, please.”
      Me: “Sure thing. Would you like that in a cup or a cone?”
      Customer: “What’s the difference?”
      Me: “One is in a cup, and one is in a cone.”
      Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll have them in cups.”
      (I make the soft serve, put them in cups and hand them to the customer.)
      Customer: “This isn’t what I wanted. They’re in plastic cups.”
      Me: “I thought you said you wanted them in cups.”
      Customer: “By cup, I thought you meant, like…a cup cone. Some kind of cone in the shape of a cup!”


      so awesome
      there are cupcones. i have the all the times in germany


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      • #18
        (I’ve just rung up a customer’s items at the grocery store.)

        Me: “That will be $6.66, sir.”

        Customer:“Wait a minute!”

        (The customer proceeds to frantically search the candy displays. He comes back with a handful of various candies and a soda.)

        Customer: “Okay, now ring these up, because that is bad omen!”

        Me: “Your new total is…$7.77!
        Stafford Sig by touchdownrams the rest of the sig by Sig Master Bone Krusher Avy by King of all avys renji


        DEATH NOTE MAFIA SIGNUP!

        Originally posted by njx9
        oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by broth223 View Post
          (I’ve just rung up a customer’s items at the grocery store.)

          Me: “That will be $6.66, sir.”

          Customer:“Wait a minute!”

          (The customer proceeds to frantically search the candy displays. He comes back with a handful of various candies and a soda.)

          Customer: “Okay, now ring these up, because that is bad omen!”

          Me: “Your new total is…$7.77!
          I used to work at a drug store when I was in high school and that situation happened to me a couple of times.

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          • #20
            Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”

            Customer: “Hello?”

            Me: “Hello?”

            Customer: “Hello?”

            Me: “Hello?”

            Customer: “Hey Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”

            Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”

            Customer: “OH MY GOD, IT’S ADDRESSING ME!”

            Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”

            Customer: “Oh… so you’re one of them human peoples?”

            Me: “Yes, sir, I am a human peoples.”
            Stafford Sig by touchdownrams the rest of the sig by Sig Master Bone Krusher Avy by King of all avys renji


            DEATH NOTE MAFIA SIGNUP!

            Originally posted by njx9
            oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.

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            • #21
              That's awesome. I would have totally done the same thing as him tho ha
              Penn State University - Detroit Red Wings - New York Jets - Red Bull New York - Fulham FC

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              • #22
                Today I killed a bunch of baby spiders in my house. I feel like the mother is going to seek vengeance. Now I'm extra jumpy every time I get an itch. MLIA.

                Today a UPS guy delivered a package to me. I answered the door in my FedEx uniform because I was about to leave for work. It was very awkward. MLIA

                Today I had LASIK surgery, which left deep red bruises on my eyes. Later, a little boy in Wal-Mart asked what was wrong with me. I told him I was a vampire. He screamed. I quietly snickered. MLIA
                Last edited by TimD; 07-27-2009, 04:00 PM.
                Penn State University - Detroit Red Wings - New York Jets - Red Bull New York - Fulham FC

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by SuperMcgee View Post
                  I'm with the OP. This is pretty good, superior to that fml.
                  exactly. it's more... well. less contrived.
                  http://i38.tinypic.com/2aj2s7t.jpg
                  For a good time call (303) 499-7111.whitspacsig by steel man

                  United: "I actually went to the college I root for"

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                  • #24
                    I started reading from both FML and MLIA, I closed FML first, MLIA is still tabbed. It's awesome.
                    What if everyone simultaneously disobeys?
                    It aint a game if no one plays, oh.

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                    • #25
                      My life is average... no further explanation needed
                      Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
                      Thanks jerks, I have an exam tomorrow and reading this lowered my IQ by 14 points. Dicks.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by jballa838 View Post
                        Customer: “I’d like three vanilla soft serve, please.”
                        Me: “Sure thing. Would you like that in a cup or a cone?”
                        Customer: “What’s the difference?”
                        Me: “One is in a cup, and one is in a cone.”
                        Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll have them in cups.”
                        (I make the soft serve, put them in cups and hand them to the customer.)
                        Customer: “This isn’t what I wanted. They’re in plastic cups.”
                        Me: “I thought you said you wanted them in cups.”
                        Customer: “By cup, I thought you meant, like…a cup cone. Some kind of cone in the shape of a cup!”


                        so awesome

                        Bos, was that you?




                        2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by iowatreat54 View Post
                          The posts are boring.
                          I think that's the point.


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                          • #28
                            Boring maybe but they teach important life lessons...

                            Today, I was reading MLIA. I always thought you had to be a member of some sort to vote on the stories, so when I clicked 'average' and the number changed, I got really excited. I then clicked 'meh' on the same story, and my internet immediately lost connection. I learned my lesson. One vote. MLIA.
                            What if everyone simultaneously disobeys?
                            It aint a game if no one plays, oh.

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                            • #29
                              Today, I was eating a bunch of grapes when I came across a little baby grape. I thought it was too cute to eat so I left it. Then I felt bad because I'd already eaten its mommy and daddy, so I ate it too. MLIA
                              um

                              actually a candidate for FML.

                              by BoneKrusher
                              <DG> how metal unseen
                              <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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                              • #30
                                Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA


                                Story of my ******* life.



                                Originally posted by Jurrell Casey
                                I love light skin and white women but my main chick is brown skin

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