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  • #31
    Interesting concept but I'm not digging the acronym of MLIA.

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    • #32
      I like it. Some of them look like they could be Mitch Hedberg jokes.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by GB12 View Post
        I like it. Some of them look like they could be Mitch Hedberg jokes.
        Which makes them even better.




        2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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        • #34
          Originally posted by GB12 View Post
          I like it. Some of them look like they could be Mitch Hedberg jokes.
          MLIA... "but i don't know how to show it"
          Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
          Thanks jerks, I have an exam tomorrow and reading this lowered my IQ by 14 points. Dicks.

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          • #35
            I used "MLIA" in a facebook post today. VoodooMonkey was my only friend to like it. MLIA.
            Still Team The Ke$ha!!!

            [@TDWinstead]
            Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
            Damn Ke$ha is sexy.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by ChezPower4 View Post
              I used to work at a drug store when I was in high school and that situation happened to me a couple of times.
              I'm a cashier at a grocery store. It's happened to me a few times, too. When it does, I just look at them, turn on my evil face and go "MUA HA HA" like a really evil laugh.


              Originally posted by Scott Wright
              Terrellezzzzzzzz Pryorzzzzzzzz!
              Originally posted by njx9
              do i tell you when to flip the burger?

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              • #37
                I read everything on the front page and didn't even break a smile...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Cicero View Post
                  I read everything on the front page and didn't even break a smile...
                  Then you're clearly a robot with no emotion and MLIA would not apply to you. A situation that is definitely more suited to FML.
                  What if everyone simultaneously disobeys?
                  It aint a game if no one plays, oh.

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                  • #39
                    This site is indeed better than fml

                    Today, I went shopping at Costco with my little sister. I passed a lady giving out a sample of ravioli to each customer. I really liked it and wanted another sample, so I sent my little sister to get one and give it to me. I cheated the system, and it was delicious. MLIA.




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                    • #40
                      Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA
                      Today, I didn't have sex. But I'm 14 so it's okay. MLIA
                      Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA
                      Today I got 100% on my math test. It was normal, I'm Asian. MLIA
                      I actually laugh at some of them

                      Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA
                      oh wow that made me lol
                      Last edited by Gay Ork Wang; 07-28-2009, 07:22 AM.

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                      • #41
                        Today I was texting my boyfriend and he asked what I was doing. I told him I just finished reading a bunch of MLIA's. He still thinks MLIA stands for some type of important document. I liked that he thought I was doing something constructive with my time. MLIA.
                        Penn State University - Detroit Red Wings - New York Jets - Red Bull New York - Fulham FC

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                        • #42
                          Today, I was eating a bag of peanut M&Ms and I wanted a surefire way to stop so I wouldn't feel fat afterwards. I threw my bag across the room, knowing I would be too lazy to retrieve it. It worked. MLIA.

                          BoneKrusher

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Jensen View Post
                            Today, I was eating a bag of peanut M&Ms and I wanted a surefire way to stop so I wouldn't feel fat afterwards. I threw my bag across the room, knowing I would be too lazy to retrieve it. It worked. MLIA.
                            Why have I never thought of this???
                            Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir is a goddess

                            Rest in Peace, themaninblack

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