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  • Just did gift-wrapping. **** it. Seriously, 75% of the three presents I wrapped is covered in tape....scotch tape. **** this.

    I got my mom the Best Of The Beatles With Ed Sullivan.....a gift that was great until I realized she gets sad when watching them and cries (of joy or sadness, still don't know) because of how fast time goes by. So when she sees I Wanna Hold Your Hand, she'll remember me as the son that made her ******* cry on Christmas.

    I got my sister a purse, impossible to wrap that ****....it looks like a pillow covered in tape.

    I got my Dad a gift card, that was a great idea....though it's kind of beat giving him something that he can only use in one store. Easy as hell to wrap though.....no idea why I wrapped a gift card, I guess just to prove I could wrap something.
    Is that a rash?



    Give JKPIGSKIN credit for this masterpiece

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    • Originally posted by Philliez01 View Post
      I got my sister a purse, impossible to wrap that ****....it looks like a pillow covered in tape.
      Gift boxes man...

      You know what grinds my gears? The fact that my family can't recognize that I am old enough to get married, old enough to serve in the military, old enough to live on my own, yet they don't think I'm old enough to drink a ******* glass of coke and whiskey :(

      sig by fenikz
      Originally posted by ImBrotherCain
      You are just a terrible person.
      Originally posted by bigbluedefense
      I have an iPhone.

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      • Originally posted by njx9
        everything goes into one of the empty boxes i have lying around from the liquor store
        STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS goddamnit.

        Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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        • Why does everyone hate Christmas... :( Grinches...

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          • Originally posted by njx9
            hey, at least i'm only posting the ones that are safe for work.
            my brain is about 99% NSFW

            Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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            • Bandwagon Eagles fans in Miami, WTF man... WTF...

              Bone Krusher, the best

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              • Originally posted by vikes_28 View Post
                Gift boxes man...

                You know what grinds my gears? The fact that my family can't recognize that I am old enough to get married, old enough to serve in the military, old enough to live on my own, yet they don't think I'm old enough to drink a ******* glass of coke and whiskey :(
                Wait until they go to sleep & chug all you want right out of the bottle. If they catch you, tell them to enjoy those 12 Step meetings, you're depressed & disappointed over the Vikings' season, & Merry effing Christmas....

                If the liquor cabinet is locked, notice that hinges can be removed with small screwdrivers. My cousin & I did it at age 16 in HS, my dad's cabinet had inside hinges from then on :--D don't replace the used liquor with water or whatever, dead giveaway.

                You always get style points for innovation. good luck, vikes....

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                • Lazy cashiers grind my gears.




                  2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                  • This Vikings season grinds my gears. I don't know how much a fan base can get **** on in one year. Can't even play our games on time...

                    Bonekrusher.

                    Originally posted by JordanTaber
                    Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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                    • Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
                      Lazy cashiers grind my gears.
                      they arent paid enough to not be lazy

                      Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                      • Originally posted by Brent View Post
                        they arent paid enough to not be lazy
                        The ***** kept dropping my items in to the bag because she had just had her nails done and didn't want to risk messing them up. I asked her, "Have you worked here long?" She replied "No." I assured her she won't be there much longer as she is sure to be fired quickly for such crappy service.




                        2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                        • you didn't compliment her on her nails? that's how you get **** done at the DMV

                          Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                          • I wasn't at DMV.




                            2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                            • Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
                              I wasn't at DMV.
                              I know that, but the same principle applies.

                              Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                              • Wanna know what grinds my gears? People who will hate Mike Vick for life because he killed dogs, yet somehow defend people who drive drunk and kill actual people.

                                Bonekrusher.

                                Originally posted by JordanTaber
                                Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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