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  • Originally posted by The Peefs View Post
    You're a little guy aint ya. Just a little cutey patootie.


    mucho props to wiscbadgerfootball


    Originally posted by scottyboy
    like honestly lebron, instead of south beach, why don't you take your talents and just shove them up your ass.

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    • Originally posted by EvilNixon View Post
      I'd hate to derail this thread,but.....

      Like I said, I have an alpha male syndrome. I must dominate the woman in bed,and anal makes me feel more dominant(no it's not latent homosexuality either.)

      *runs and hides*
      Originally posted by Whistler6 View Post
      To me, there are plenty of different ways to have "normal" sex and oral sex to keep a guy satisfied...Doggy style has the same effect.
      This. If you have an alpha male syndrome (not sure how that applies when normally that would mean 2 guys are present), why can't you just hit it from behind?? It is the same effect you can grab her neck, you are almost in total control, you determine the speed and all that from back there, what is the difference, except instead of other bodily fluids you have to wipe off poop from your stick?


      Silverback....still the best.

      +rep to Jakey for the sig

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      • My girl's ass is clean :O


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        Originally posted by scottyboy
        like honestly lebron, instead of south beach, why don't you take your talents and just shove them up your ass.

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        • Since we're discussing sex, anyone ever try the sneak attack?

          You poke a bunch of holes in the condom, and then just let her deal.

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          • So you would bathe in toilet water?? It's clean after it flushes.


            Silverback....still the best.

            +rep to Jakey for the sig

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            • I really doubt she wipes her ass inches deep every time.

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              • Originally posted by terribletowel39 View Post
                So you would bathe in toilet water?? It's clean after it flushes.
                Why would you do the vagina then either? Urine comes out of there


                mucho props to wiscbadgerfootball


                Originally posted by scottyboy
                like honestly lebron, instead of south beach, why don't you take your talents and just shove them up your ass.

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                • Originally posted by Job View Post
                  I really doubt she wipes her ass inches deep every time.
                  Uh, girls don't take dumps remember?

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                  • Originally posted by EvilNixon View Post
                    Why would you do the vagina then either? Urine comes out of there
                    Woah woah, not exactly...I've never attempted to have sex with a girls "pee hole", and I hope you haven't either. The Urethral opening is above the vagina and below the clitoris. Yikes, too technical for me.
                    Last edited by Whistler6; 01-29-2010, 02:50 PM.

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                    • Originally posted by Job View Post
                      I really doubt she wipes her ass inches deep every time.
                      I'll be sure to ask tonight, and I'll pm you about it.


                      mucho props to wiscbadgerfootball


                      Originally posted by scottyboy
                      like honestly lebron, instead of south beach, why don't you take your talents and just shove them up your ass.

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                      • Originally posted by Whistler6 View Post
                        Since we're discussing sex, anyone ever try the sneak attack?

                        You poke a bunch of holes in the condom, and then just let her deal.
                        It demands a bit of preparation, but the poltergeist his cool. Must have a clear view outside from the window, lights off and a friend hiding in the closet. At some time the friend replaces you. You then proceed to go outside and pass in front of the window, waving hello to the girl. Reaction guaranteed.

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                        • Originally posted by EvilNixon View Post
                          Why would you do the vagina then either? Urine comes out of there
                          Urine doesn't come out of the vagina. It comes out of another smaller (much smaller) hole above the vagina hole.

                          Plus, pee is sterile. Dookie is not.


                          Silverback....still the best.

                          +rep to Jakey for the sig

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                          • worded it wrong :/
                            Last edited by EvilNixon; 01-29-2010, 02:51 PM.


                            mucho props to wiscbadgerfootball


                            Originally posted by scottyboy
                            like honestly lebron, instead of south beach, why don't you take your talents and just shove them up your ass.

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                            • Originally posted by terribletowel39 View Post
                              Urine doesn't come out of the vagina. It comes out of another smaller (much smaller) hole above the vagina hole.

                              Plus, pee is sterile. Dookie is not.
                              I know yo lol. I'm saying. It's all waste. I've never had any poop on my Jimmy, but either way, I can still shower it away.


                              mucho props to wiscbadgerfootball


                              Originally posted by scottyboy
                              like honestly lebron, instead of south beach, why don't you take your talents and just shove them up your ass.

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                              • Originally posted by Job View Post
                                It demands a bit of preparation, but the poltergeist his cool. Must have a clear view outside from the window, lights off and a friend hiding in the closet. At some time the friend replaces you. You then proceed to go outside and pass in front of the window, waving hello to the girl. Reaction guaranteed.
                                You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Job again




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