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    Boy fakes kidnapping to hide his bad grades

    "An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School. The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.

    The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.

    He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.

    Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.

    Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time."

    An Epic but funny fail.
    Last edited by Splat; 09-14-2009, 09:25 PM.

  • #2
    You guys see what I have to work with?




    2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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    • #3
      Cue the Kayne West picture from 4chan!
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      • #4
        Haha escaping with his band instrument but not book bag... The only hole in his plan it seems.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
          You guys see what I have to work with?
          Ha... we are the only hope for these damned kids. Which is very sad. :(

          I always tell my students that i was way better at getting away with things than they are. This is just more proof of that.
          Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
          Thanks jerks, I have an exam tomorrow and reading this lowered my IQ by 14 points. Dicks.

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          • #6
            Well thought through kid!


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            • #7
              If these kids are our future we're screwed.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Splat420 View Post
                If these kids are our future we're screwed.
                What?? That kid is smart, except he had one flaw which was he brought his band instruments home. Great plot though.

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                • #9
                  Hey, band instruments cost a ****-load of money. My daughter's clarinet cost 500 bucks. If my kid had ditched his or her band instrument not only would I be pissed about the phony story, but I'd be kicking the cost of the instrument out of their ass as well.




                  2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                  • #10
                    This one time at band camp...

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                    • #11
                      An icicle.. yeah, an icicle!
                      I want a sig.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bored of education View Post
                        Cue the Kayne West picture from 4chan!
                        YO KID YOU MADE A GOOD LIE AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT RICHARD NIXON HAD ONE OF THE BEST LIES OF ALL TIME. aa


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                        • #13
                          The children are our future...UNLESS WE STOP THEM NOW!!!!

                          BK

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                          • #14
                            I tried to get my brother to break my arm after I got bad grades in 3rd grade........it didnt work.



                            Originally posted by Jurrell Casey
                            I love light skin and white women but my main chick is brown skin

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DoughBoy View Post
                              I tried to get my brother to break my arm after I got bad grades in 3rd grade........it didnt work.
                              umm explain the logic here

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