"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbour the accountant, huge ass."
"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive."
"I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family."