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  • #16
    Originally posted by Paul View Post
    A man lost his arm to an alligator while playing golf, I think this is the only appropriate response.


    And to keep this going.

    "The price is wrong *****."
    Lol, true.

    "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbour the accountant, huge ass."

    "I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive."

    Originally posted by dabears10 View Post
    "What is this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it into the woods?"

    "I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family."
    Last edited by OSUGiants17; 10-19-2009, 06:04 PM.

    SPLOOSH

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    • #17
      "You little son of a ***** ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!"

      Awesomeness.
      Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn
      The APS is strong in this one.
      Originally posted by killxswitch
      Tears for Fears is better than whatever it is you happen to be thinking about right now.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Brent View Post
        "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

        "....No"
        This is easily the best sequence in the movie. "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"

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        • #19


          My fingers hurt

          "What was that?

          My fingers hurt

          Oh, well now your back's gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty.


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          • #20
            "How 'bout a nice warm class of shut the hell up!"

            "Mista, Mista, get this thing off of me!"

            SPLOOSH

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            • #21
              Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

              What do the vikings and marijuana have in common? Every time you put them in a bowl
              they get smoked.

              2010-2011 Super Bowl Champions
              Hint:Not the Bears.

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              • #22
                all the happy quotes are great such a classic funny movie

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                • #23
                  <3 Happy Gilmore

                  by BoneKrusher
                  <DG> how metal unseen
                  <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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                  • #24
                    Damn you people. Go back to your shanties



                    <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by OSUGiants17 View Post
                      "How 'bout a nice warm class of shut the hell up!"

                      "Mista, Mista, get this thing off of me!"

                      Mista, Mista, Get me outta here!!!!


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                      • #26
                        You know that mista mista lady? I think I just killed her.

                        If I caught myself wearing pants like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

                        And one of my favorite underrated scenes when Happy and the chick make the bet with the hockey shot:

                        "Talk about your all time backfires."

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                        • #27
                          This makes me want to watch Happy Gilmore.
                          Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn
                          The APS is strong in this one.
                          Originally posted by killxswitch
                          Tears for Fears is better than whatever it is you happen to be thinking about right now.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by A Perfect Score View Post
                            This makes me want to watch Happy Gilmore.
                            I'm DL it right now. None of that USA censored ****.

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                            • #29
                              "Dammit! Is that goal regulation size or what? Sheesh!"

                              "Shooter! Great to hear from you! You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub?"

                              "What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark."

                              "What a shot by Happy Gilmore! ...Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?"

                              Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                              • #30
                                Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it

                                Harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. It's like a carousel. You put the quarter in, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. Circular, circle. Feel it. Go with the flow.

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