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  • MLIT!!1!

    MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOO TWILIGHT!

    Today me and my boyfriend Edward watched Twilight and whenever Edward Cullen's lines came on he would repeat them line for line. While he did Edward's I did Bella's. It was fun especailly when we did the kissing scene he put an ice pack on his lips before we kissed and that was our first kiss too :D
    Today in math, we played MASH and when I get older, I'm gonna live in a mansion and I'm gonna be married to Jacob Black!! We're gonna honeymoon in Forks, Washington and I'm gonna have an affair with Edward Cullen!! I'm kinda like Bella, I just can't choose a team!!
    Today i realised my boyfriends name is edward and my name is isabella. so we went and got mtaching tattoos which read - "And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb".
    Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did.
    MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWILIGHT...

    Let's get some activity going in the Cleveland sub-forum!

  • #2
    this makes me lose faith in humanity

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    • #3
      Today I got so mad at my mum that I was convinced I was going to phase into a werewolf. I was surprised I didn't. MLIT
      The other night I woke up and had to pee and screamed when I walked into my bathroom because I thought there was a man in my shower but it was really the taylor lautner cut out I stole from burger king taped to my shower door.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by *** Ork Wang View Post
        this makes me lose faith in humanity
        you still had faith?

        Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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        • #5
          I just died a little in side.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by *** Ork Wang View Post
            this makes me lose faith in humanity
            Nah what made me lose faith in humanity is MTV's 16 and Pregnant.


            Originally posted by bearsfan_51
            Show me your Wang, if you will.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brent View Post
              you still had faith?
              yes. a little bit.

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              • #8
                I ******* hate Twilight. The notebook meets count chocula. but count chocula is ******* awesome where as neither the notebook nor twilight are.
                my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
                <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
                <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
                <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
                Originally posted by Hermstheman83
                What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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                • #9
                  Sometimes I hope people die.

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                  • #10
                    aahhahh ohhhhhh 13 - 45 year old girls.

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                    • #11
                      And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope.

                      BK

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                      • #12
                        Im team Edward .................................................. .................................................. ................................



                        Originally posted by Jurrell Casey
                        I love light skin and white women but my main chick is brown skin

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bored of education View Post
                          I ******* hate Twilight. The notebook meets count chocula. but count chocula is ******* awesome where as neither the notebook nor twilight are.
                          wait....
                          Notebook+Count Chocula= Twilight?
                          The Notebook is a great movie and Count Chocula is a bad ass. But twilight is neither. its like the downsyndromed ***** child.
                          CHRIS PETERSEN > STEVE SARKISIAN AND JIM MORA. CALL ME WHEN ONE MAKES A BCS BOWL.


                          Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan
                          JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rosebud View Post
                            And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope.
                            People dont even ask me why anymore.


                            This is one of the most disturbing things Ive ever heard of.
                            Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn
                            The APS is strong in this one.
                            Originally posted by killxswitch
                            Tears for Fears is better than whatever it is you happen to be thinking about right now.

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                            • #15
                              This... ugh. I just, I just don't have words for this.

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                              WHO DAT!

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