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  • Merry Christmas!!!

    I would like to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday to all.
    See you guys later.

    Let me make you smile a bit.

    Funny Jokes. :)

    Life After Death
    A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
    "Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"

    Support a Family
    The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
    "Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."

    The Water Pistol
    My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

    "Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

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    Credit to BoneKrusher for the Sig
    RIP themaninblack


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      <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"


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        2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack


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          WHO WAS POST?

          Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011


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            Oh, Bruce Smith, how the mighty have fallen. What was once one of the league's greatest sack artists is now a spammer who forgot to post links.

            Originally posted by Scott Wright
            Terrellezzzzzzzz Pryorzzzzzzzz!
            Originally posted by njx9
            do i tell you when to flip the burger?


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              Sic'em, LOLcat!!!

              Still Team The Ke$ha!!!

              Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
              Damn Ke$ha is sexy.


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                holy **** that cat is HUGE.

                sig by fenikz
                Originally posted by ImBrotherCain
                You are just a terrible person.
                Originally posted by bigbluedefense
                I have an iPhone.


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                  Great post, Mr. Smith!
                  Those jokes were great!

                  Originally Posted by scottyboy
                  my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
                  But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons



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