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    For those who give a rat's ass, I have my own technology business. Most of the decisionmakers are men.

    Therefore, I decided I want to hire some hot chicks to rep my company.

    I know I can't go on CL and just type "looking for hot chicks to make me loads of money" makes me sound like a pimp.

    And I know Monster and Hot jobs will frown upon "Need 18-19 year old smoking hot female sales reps, no fat women need apply"

    So in this age of political correctness and lawsuits, what method should I employ?

    And no I am not looking to have sex with these women but if you can figure out a way for me to without me ending up on the People's Court let me know.
    Last edited by NJCagefighter; 04-23-2010, 11:51 AM. Reason: Holy Crap, how did I graduate Harvard and not know the difference between "no" and "know"

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    Your threads are pure gold. Please keep making them.


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    • #3
      Originally posted by NJCagefighter View Post
      For those who give a rat's ass, I have my own technology business. Most of the decisionmakers are men.

      Therefore, I decided I want to hire some hot chicks to rep my company.

      I know I can't go on CL and just type "looking for hot chicks to make me loads of money" makes me sound like a pimp.

      And I know Monster and Hot jobs will frown upon "Need 18-19 year old smoking hot female sales reps, no fat women need apply"

      So in this age of political correctness and lawsuits, what method should I employ?

      And know I am not looking to have sex with these women but if you can figure out a way for me to without me ending up on the People's Court let me know.

      Very simple,

      Step 1: Go to a college campus set up a table and do on site interviews.

      Step 2: When women sign/show up give softball questions to hot chicks give very difficult questions to fatties, uggos and men. Tell hot chicks not to talk about the interview process.

      Step 3: ???

      Step 4: Profit
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      oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.

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      • #4
        step one: stop posting on here.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Vikes99ej View Post
          Your threads are pure gold. Please keep making them.
          This is legit just like the other posts I've done. Give you some background, I've interviewed a few chicks through CL But these chicks are flaky and with JC like character issues. And JC is Jimmy Clausen not Jesus Christ.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bored of education View Post
            step one: stop posting on here.
            I'm asking for some assistance my man, where else can I get this kind of question answered Oprah.com?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by broth223 View Post
              Very simple,

              Step 1: Go to a college campus set up a table and do on site interviews.

              Step 2: When women sign/show up give softball questions to hot chicks give very difficult questions to fatties, uggos and men. Tell hot chicks not to talk about the interview process.

              Step 3: ???

              Step 4: Profit
              Brilliant! You can be my sales manager. Oh wait, you might bang the chicks. Never mind.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by NJCagefighter View Post
                I'm asking for some assistance my man, where else can I get this kind of question answered Oprah.com?
                Hes just bitter.


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                I don't know how old you are, but if you can get to 24/25 without getting arrested or killed, you've done well for yourself lol.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jvig43 View Post
                  Hes just bitter.
                  Or against discrimination of any kind.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by NJCagefighter View Post
                    Brilliant! You can be my sales manager. Oh wait, you might bang the chicks. Never mind.
                    But at least I'd videotape and share.
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                    Originally posted by njx9
                    oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by broth223 View Post
                      But at least I'd videotape and share.
                      You're the Tim Tebow of sales managers a team player. If Tim Tebow was not a virgin and into secretly videotaping sexual conquests. You get the idea.

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                        • #13
                          I love Broths idea. Also malls are great places for hot chicks.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RufusMcDaniel View Post
                            I'm a reputable, suave, debonair, dashing, handsome, don't forget really smart and yet humble gentleman. I don't have to take that route.OK I'll consider if all else fails LOL

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Bosanac01 View Post
                              I love Broths idea. Also malls are great places for hot chicks.
                              Problem is, I'm not going to just approach these chicks at the mall they will think they're on To Catch A Predator.

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