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I absolutely destroy the faculty men's room at school. If I am out in public, I will drop the deuce only if I must. I prefer a bit more privacy then the standard public restroom stall affords.
Funny story: A few months ago, I was at Books-a-million and had no choice but to go their restroom and take the Browns to the Super Bowl. I fouled that place up something awful as I was just getting over a case of the stomach flu. Just as I was walking out some guy is walking in and as I step out the door I can hear this guy say "Good God, wtf happened in here?".
i just try to not give a damn and do my best to make the other person feel awkward.
i have battle **** matches with people in the adjacent stalls even if they don't ask. i also like to flail my feet around as i fart so it looks like i'm having a horrible time to the people around me. i do wipe down the seat 3 or 4 times over if i'm taking a ****. especially if i'm in a big city or something. never know what kind of nasty asses have been on there.
I used to have a phobia about it, but nowadays I don't really care. If my stomach is tore up and I'm worried about letting loose a rectal symphony, then I just flush the toilet simultaneously while I'm doin' the deed. It masks the sound of my tushie trumpet, and the shat goes down the drain and it limits the stank.
I'm not germaphobic, so I've never had a problem with that.