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  • #61
    Originally posted by MetSox17 View Post
    Always, ALWAYS use the bottom of your shoe to flush. One time i dropped a wicked deuce in a restroom that had an auto-flusher. Problem is, i got up and the ************ wouldn't flush, and this one didn't have a little button in case the sensor wasn't picking up movement. I stayed there for like five minutes jumping around like a dumbass trying to get it to flush cause there was someone waiting to use the stall.
    That is some awful luck.

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    • #62
      One time I went to use a urinal, and there was a guy using the one to my right.. and as I was assuming the urinal position, my right foot touched his left foot. That sucked. Nothing happened, but he probably thinks I was sending the fruity signals at him.

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      • #63
        I don't think I ever did the notorious deuce in any of my sprawling, 2-story HS's many men rooms in 4 yrs. there, way too dangerous. Not so much for predatory **** threats but b/c of scary criminal activity ongoing in them, not just talking about 17-yr olds sneaking cigs either. There were drug dealers conducting business in there at all hrs. & I remembered several bystanders injured so severely they had to be taken by EMS to hospitals. Granted it was the late 60s & dope dealing was everywhere but one had to take specal care when spending more than 2 mins. in any public mens room.

        I have to relate an incident that happened to me 3 mos. ago, just blundered into it. I had a Mickey D's lunch (Angus burger) 30-40 mins. before & as I driving on a lazy Sunday afternoon it hit me like an exploding depth charge. I whipped into a Barnes & Noble parking lot, got out & entered the store trying to hide my growing colonic agony, also tried to walk fast to the mens room in the back.

        I enter & 2 secs. later there's the whiff of 2 more entering behind me, a little too quickly in fact. I took the middle of 3 stalls & as soon as I squatted I noted the impending danger: a couple of feet in sneakers intruding under the stall into mine & immediately thought of former Sen. Craig's public mens room bust & his "wide stance," LOL, & knew I was being solicited. I might as well have been in a glory hole peepshow booth in a porn store.

        This B&N mens room was immediately confirmed as a **** trysting place as I noticed the 2-3 weightlifting magazines with the oiled-up body builders on the covers prominently displayed upright on the toilet & tissue roll bracket, couldve been a coincidence but IDTS. Well, lets say that other priorities overtook me by then & I released the foul projectile mess in salvo after salvo until I felt at least partially relieved. When wiping up in a hurry (I wasn't even finished but had to get out of there pronto) I saw the feet retract into their stalls, I guess the odor was an effective repellent for *** predators. I had to stop at a nearby restaurant with an empty & safer mens room to conclude my excretion about 10 mins. later, very grateful for the clean, well lighted place to finish my **** in peace.

        I havent eaten in a Mickey D's or been in that B&N since.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by El Peefs????? View Post
          Im not exactly sure what people who wont use public bathrooms think is going to happen to them from using a public bathroom.

          What are you going to get HIV and herpes from sitting on a public toilet? Man up and grow a pair already.
          Seriously. Like I can understand if there's piss on the seat, or a huge **** already in the toilet, but if I walk into a bathroom and there isn't anything wrong with it I'll just sit down. It's just my ass. It's not like I'm putting my hands or face on the seat.


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          • #65
            Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf) View Post
            Seriously. Like I can understand if there's piss on the seat, or a huge **** already in the toilet, but if I walk into a bathroom and there isn't anything wrong with it I'll just sit down. It's just my ass. It's not like I'm putting my hands or face on the seat.
            Tell that to Job and Brodeur.



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            • #66
              As long as theres nothing wrong with the seat I'll **** if I have to, I really don't care. Obviously is theres piss all over the floor, the toilets filled to the rim and almost overflowing, I'm just going to wait it out and hopefully find somewhere else. Even if someone elses shits in the toilet I really don't care as long as everything is actually contained in the toilet. Just flush it. Such babies in here... Go move to India and **** on the side of the street in a gutter and reuse a towel for wiping...

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              • #67
                I'll poop anywhere, anytime. Like everyone is saying, if the seat looks good, and the area around the can looks good, then i'll take a dump there. No questions asked.

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                • #68
                  I don't care, I'll take a **** where ever. I've rarely not shat in a bathroom because it was too nasty. However, I do have trouble peeing when someone comes to the stall next to me.


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                  • #69
                    Yeah, bottom line from the last few pages. If u gotta go, u gotta go.

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                    • #70
                      I took a huge dump at school today. It was one of those super gassy ones. That someone walks in and says "gross" while you're doing it. You hold back the laughter, but it doesn't work. I couldn't hold it back. haha.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by MetSox17 View Post
                        Always, ALWAYS use the bottom of your shoe to flush. One time i dropped a wicked deuce in a restroom that had an auto-flusher. Problem is, i got up and the ************ wouldn't flush, and this one didn't have a little button in case the sensor wasn't picking up movement. I stayed there for like five minutes jumping around like a dumbass trying to get it to flush cause there was someone waiting to use the stall.
                        Damn, thats one of the scariest scenarios that can happen to a human being.
                        I can relate.
                        One time at a party, I was taking a piss, flushed, and the unthinkable happened. The water didn't go down...it came up. I think Seinfeld one time made a joke about this situation. It was scary. I had to rip the back of that toilet off and try and fix it myself. Ended up stopping the water and then plunging it. The person before me clogged it. Finally got the situation resolved, but right after I left, I realized there was a line up to get in. The pacing back and forth/plunging must have been loud. There was some awkward glares as I left. Luckily I was drunk as **** so I wasn't too embarrassed, but that is as scary as it gets.

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                        • #72
                          Im ******** in a public toilet right now awesome

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                          • #73
                            Either you spelled that word wrong or you are doing something totally new, but still wrong, in that toilet.




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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Vikes99ej View Post
                              I don't care, I'll take a **** where ever. I've rarely not shat in a bathroom because it was too nasty. However, I do have trouble peeing when someone comes to the stall next to me.
                              One of these days I'm gonna muster up the balls to piss on someone when they stand in the stall next to me with plenty of other ones around. Gotta adhere to man code, and repercussions will occur if these rules are broken. I've already asked what I thought were straight guys if they weregay when they've done it, and then inform them of man code, but there's only so much you can take.
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                              • #75
                                Man code: Never take the middle urinal.

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