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    Noodle size by yours truly, PeckerLegend (Can we make that change so its official?)

    We all know the determining factor in figuring out a guys man hood... Rep. So below I have created a list which will help everyone here at SWDC better determine their "status".


    Below 0 Rep - Just kill yourself
    25,000 Rep - Congratulations you grew a vagina
    50,000 Rep - I don't know what's bigger a tootsie roll or your ding dong
    75,000 Rep - Are you sure thats not a pencil
    100,000 Rep - 4"
    125,000 Rep - Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach
    150,000 Rep - Acceptable but why settle for less
    175,000 Rep - Your foot long brings all the girls to your yard
    200,000 Rep - Your twinkie is on steroids
    250,000 Rep - Lets just say "Legendary"
    300,000 Rep - You have been charged with carrying a deadly weapon... in your pants
    350,000 Rep - Is it a tripod or is it a pogo stick?
    400,000 Rep - **Abnormally large horse dick status**
    450,000 Rep - You have a 30' python.... in your pants
    500,000 Rep - 2/3 of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by your dick



    I figure thats a great start but I could really use help tweaking and improving this list greatly. Its a school project.

    Sick Sig By BoneKrusher

  • #2
    It should be some combination of Rep and Post Count.

    But cut it in half if you're from Hawaii.

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    • #3
      Sweet, I guess I have **Abnormally large horse dick status**

      That is good, right?

      Originally posted by fenikz
      His soft D really turns me off
      ** RIP themaninblack. You will be missed. **

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      • #4
        I'm somewhere between "Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach" and "Acceptable but why settle for less."

        Okay, I guess.

        Props to clover_jeez!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by PackerLegend View Post
          Noodle size by yours truly, PeckerLegend (Can we make that change so its official?)

          We all know the determining factor in figuring out a guys man hood... Rep. So below I have created a list which will help everyone here at SWDC better determine their "status".


          Below 0 Rep - Just kill yourself
          25,000 Rep - Congratulations you grew a vagina
          50,000 Rep - I don't know what's bigger a tootsie roll or your ding dong
          75,000 Rep - Are you sure thats not a pencil
          100,000 Rep - 4"
          125,000 Rep - Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach
          150,000 Rep - Acceptable but why settle for less
          175,000 Rep - Your foot long brings all the girls to your yard
          200,000 Rep - Your twinkie is on steroids
          250,000 Rep - Lets just say "Legendary"
          300,000 Rep - You have been charged with carrying a deadly weapon... in your pants
          350,000 Rep - Is it a tripod or is it a pogo stick?
          400,000 Rep - **Abnormally large horse dick status**
          450,000 Rep - You have a 30' python.... in your pants
          500,000 Rep - 2/3 of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by your dick



          I figure thats a great start but I could really use help tweaking and improving this list greatly. Its a school project.
          Im assuming you based this starting with your rep and your actual dick size, Im sorry?


          Originally posted by WMD
          Jesse realizing Walt was Santa Claus could really shake things up.
          Originally posted by gpngc
          I don't know how old you are, but if you can get to 24/25 without getting arrested or killed, you've done well for yourself lol.

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          • #6
            If anyone was wondering, the rep size totally translates to real life size.
            Credit to BoneKrusher for the Sig
            RIP themaninblack

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            • #7
              My twinkie is on steroids and HGH

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              • #8
                You math people need to come up with a formula for number of posts/rep count and gauge it that way.

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                • #9
                  lol awesome
                  The new and MUCH improved Green Bay Scat

                  I Bleed Black and Gold

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by VoodooMonkey View Post
                    If anyone was wondering, the rep size totally translates to real life size.
                    It absolutely does. I'm shocked that PackerLegend would disclose his four incher. I mean a woman's vagina goes deeper than that. Poor guy.

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                    • #11
                      /me laughs and leaves the room dragging his ***** behind him.




                      2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
                        /me laughs and leaves the room dragging his ***** behind him.
                        It's like a fireman's hose.
                        Credit to BoneKrusher for the Sig
                        RIP themaninblack

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by VoodooMonkey View Post
                          It's like a fireman's hose.
                          Like a baby arm holding an apple.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by iowatreat54 View Post
                            Like a baby arm holding an apple.


                            Cheer up lads. Your rep will get bigger; then they'll appreciate you.




                            2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                            • #15
                              CJ is a repwhore

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