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    http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/news/story?id=5952813

    hahahahahahahaha how much can we possibly make fun of this?

    Im sure her jersey sales will take a hit.
    The companies with all her big endorsement deals are gunna want out.
    Im sure the WNBA and its fan are crushed.
    Maybe its from working out too hard?
    Or she didnt know it was in the pill she was taking, it was an accident.
    Originally posted by Thumper/JBCX/Bixby
    Orton will never be in the same class as the Drew Brees or the Peyton Mannings or the Tom Bradys of the world. Kevin Kolb has the potential to be that kind of player.

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    So she's playing basketball overseas, boozing, and pill popping? That seems like quite a bit of time out of the kitchen. There better be a damn good explanation.

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    • #3
      this should have been in my WNBA thread but some mod closed it
      my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
      <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
      <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
      <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
      Originally posted by Hermstheman83
      What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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      • #4
        maybe her testosterone levels tested high because....shes actually a he?

        Youd think the WNBA would encourage performance enhancing anything.
        Originally posted by Thumper/JBCX/Bixby
        Orton will never be in the same class as the Drew Brees or the Peyton Mannings or the Tom Bradys of the world. Kevin Kolb has the potential to be that kind of player.

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        • #5
          ahahah, I see what you did there......all women athletes must be dudes! ahahahhahaha.....

          #justhadtotakeabunchofsociologycoursesthissemester

          Do wonder though, it could be anything from weed to steroids.
          Is that a rash?



          Give JKPIGSKIN credit for this masterpiece

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          • #6
            Does this mean UConn's winning streak record is tainted?

            Beastly sig by BoneKrusher

            Super Bowl XLIV Champions
            WHO DAT!

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            • #7
              Nah, she left way before the streak started.


              RIP TheManInBlack

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              • #8
                Was it estrogen? Because that should be banned from all sports.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Paul View Post
                  Was it estrogen? Because that should be banned from all sports.
                  Hahahahahaha

                  Must have been a low grade beaver tranquilizer.

                  Bonekrusher.

                  Originally posted by JordanTaber
                  Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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                  • #10
                    "She" tested positive for a Y chromosome.

                    Shout out to kalbears13. Best DC sig'er EVER!!!

                    Originally posted by CameronCropper
                    I've seen my fair share of nasty porn in my days, things that are much worse than Rex Ryan's videos, but something about knowing that Rex is behind the camera makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

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                    • #11
                      If you read the article:

                      The Turkish basketball federation said Friday that the substance in Taurasi's positive test was modafinil. Modafinil is used to counter excessive sleepiness due to narcolepsy, shift work sleep disorder or sleep apnea, according to the website for the prescription drug Provigil, which contains the substance.
                      Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.

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                      • #12

                        Bonekrusher.

                        Originally posted by JordanTaber
                        Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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                        • #13
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ
                          Originally posted by Scott Wright
                          I could also go on a rant about how Uncle Joe from Willky Wonka is a major dick.

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                          • #14

                            Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by P-L View Post
                              Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.
                              Sir, is this a serious question?


                              When being a fanboi goes too far.

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