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  • #31

    Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!


    • #32
      Homer: Marge, they've got nowhere else to go. Besides, they're geniuses! They'll solve all our problems! They'll elevate us to the status of kings on Earth!
      Nerd: Mr. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds.

      Bart: b-6
      Homer: you sunk my scrabbleship!
      Lisa: this game makes no sense.
      Homer: tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!

      Homer: Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.

      Ralph: GO BANANA!

      sig by BoneKrusher



      • #33
        this thread calls for a....



        • #34
          I bent my wookie.

          2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack


          • #35

            Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011


            • #36
              Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
              "Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."


              • #37
                Originally posted by senormysterioso View Post
                I blame Family Guy for the decline of Simpsons. It got popular and the Simpsons thought they had to be a disjointed string on nonsense rather then a clever and well written series.

                Peter Griffin is Homer Simpson without the savoir faire, polish, & sophistication of a HS education.


                • #38
                  Originally posted by senormysterioso View Post
                  I blame Family Guy for the decline of Simpsons. It got popular and the Simpsons thought they had to be a disjointed string on nonsense rather then a clever and well written series.
                  or, it could be that, after 20 something years, you've done all you can do

                  Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011


                  • #39

                    Looks like both Marge and I are going to hell. That's when I'll make my move!

                    Originally posted by ElectricEye
                    I'm a whiny little kunt. Feel sorry for me as I go masturbate to a picture of my mom dressed as a teletubby.


                    • #40
                      Milhouse: "Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

                      Milhouse: "This game is awesome! And I've only put in my name: Thrillhouse."

                      Homer: Iím normally not a praying man, but if youíre up there, please save me, Superman.

                      Thanks BoneKrusher^

             (the man)
                      KO KNOWS


                      • #41
                        Marge: There are only 49 stars on this flag.
                        Abe: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

                        Abe: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more ‘n a few.


                        • #42
                          A few that generally rotate in & out of my sigs on various boards are:

                          "I can't live the button down life like you. I want it all. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middle. Sure, I might offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers - who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'what's to be done with this Homer Simpson'."

                          "Read your town charter, boy. "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around...start shoveling!"

                          "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women . . ."

                          Really, just about any line from the "Lisa's Rival" episode is worthy of this thread. By far the (queue comic guy voice) Best. Episode. Ever.

                          Car forum, especially, gets:
                          "I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas."

                          Condensed version of the one below from the movie was my sig recently.

                          EPA Soldier: I'm afraid we lost them, sir.
                          Russ Cargill: Damn it! Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24-7! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, soft, tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, soft!
                          EPA Soldier: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
                          Russ Cargill: Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you!

                          Sig img shamelessly stolen from teh interwebs


                          • #43
                            'It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.'

                            Homer tears the slot machine from the stand:
                            Homer: JERGEDEFREGREFEDRERERAARAH!
                            Marge: Homer slow down!
                            Homer: Jer-gede-fregre-fed-rerera-arah.
                            Marge: Think before you say each word.

                            Homer: Excuse me, professor Brainiac. But I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and I think I know how a proton accelerator works.
                            Professor: Well, please come down and show us.
                            Homer: All right, I will.
                            <everyone runs out screaming while the building is glowing>
                            Homer: In there guys.
                            Hazmat team: Thanks Homer.

                            I could go on with this.
                            Last edited by MidwayMonster31; 02-25-2011, 04:20 PM.



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