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  • #16
    Dear BOE,

    I recently caught my younger sister watching porn. What course of action do you recommend?




    2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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    • #17
      Dear BOE,

      I am alone in Bangkok with several thousand dollars on my person. What do I to get the best value for my dollar?

      R.I.P. Junior Seau

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      • #18
        Dear BOE,
        My girlfriend has a *****. How should I approach this?
        Sincerely,
        the dong

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Brent View Post
          dear BOE,

          There are not many women where I live. For the sake of anonymity, we'll call it "Federated States Of Micronesia." Is having sex with livestock a viable option? I was considering sheep, what are your thoughts? Also, I enjoy rubbing Poi on my *****, is that a poor choice?
          Well sir, you have addresed me with a complex issue. When there are a lack of females you always have to resort to livestock. I personally would take the route of smothering sheep with coconut oil and drinking large amounts of Malibu rum. Then you throw on Colt Brennan jersey on the sheep and proceed to an epic night of love making. Two things, the oil prevents the razor burn because midfornicating i enjoy shaving the sheep's coats off, second, once the wool is saturated i go to market and trade for other lovely items. like aborted fetuses.
          my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
          <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
          <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
          <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
          Originally posted by Hermstheman83
          What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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          • #20
            Dear BOE,

            Everyone on this Draft Forum I post on makes fun of me. What lies can I tell to make them respect me?


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            • #21
              Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
              Dear BOE,

              I recently caught my younger sister watching porn. What course of action do you recommend?
              If you want to beat it join her!
              my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
              <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
              <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
              <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
              Originally posted by Hermstheman83
              What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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              • #22
                Dear BOE,

                My girlfriend recently moved to Australia, moving me into a deep state of depression. My already considerable drinking problem only grew worse upon her move. I am now having problems getting it up, and have simply been pissing off people on the internet. What should I do?


                <@JBond> And Dg, you'd waste it on corndogs
                <@JBond> So you get no 5 dollars
                <+DG> how is buy one get one free wasting?
                <+njx9> i'm pretty sure your people still eat boots in north korea, bantx. they don't know what vegetables are.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ElectricEye View Post
                  Dear BOE,

                  I am alone in Bangkok with several thousand dollars on my person. What do I to get the best value for my dollar?
                  You should pay me for the epic advice that I have given you, then buy every hooker and start an LLC using legalzoom.com and market that **** and make money back 10000 fold!
                  my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
                  <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
                  <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
                  <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
                  Originally posted by Hermstheman83
                  What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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                  • #24
                    Hey Boe,

                    My girlfriend is getting a bit rounded around the edges, and I don't like it. She's around 55lbs right now. What is the best way to tell her that I'll find her grotesquely if she pushes over that 55, and everyman will ridicule her mercilessly for being a fat *****, without further contributing to her serious anorexia problem?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Hurricanes25 View Post
                      Dear BOE,
                      My girlfriend has a *****. How should I approach this?
                      Sincerely,
                      the dong
                      Ummm, in the butt no rubber
                      my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
                      <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
                      <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
                      <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
                      Originally posted by Hermstheman83
                      What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Shane P. Hallam View Post
                        Dear BOE,

                        Everyone on this Draft Forum I post on makes fun of me. What lies can I tell to make them respect me?
                        Well you must make up stories about fornicating numerous women, then talk about how your uncle knows a regional scout for the Seahawks and he is getting you a job, then talk about killing yourself, then kill yourself.
                        my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
                        <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
                        <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
                        <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
                        Originally posted by Hermstheman83
                        What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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                        • #27
                          Dear BOE,

                          My girlfriends father passed away this week and she is very upset. I feel like I have been incredibly understanding about the situation and helping her move on from the emotional trauma she has been dealing with. How do I parlay this into introducing anal?

                          R.I.P. Junior Seau

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DeepThreat View Post
                            Dear BOE,

                            My girlfriend recently moved to Australia, moving me into a deep state of depression. My already considerable drinking problem only grew worse upon her move. I am now having problems getting it up, and have simply been pissing off people on the internet. What should I do?
                            Now this is a tough case of 'my life sucks', drink yourself until you wake up in a puddle of your piss. Then purchase some ****** and go to a local Prom and pick up some freshies.
                            my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
                            <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
                            <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
                            <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
                            Originally posted by Hermstheman83
                            What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Paul View Post
                              Hey Boe,

                              My girlfriend is getting a bit rounded around the edges, and I don't like it. She's around 55lbs right now. What is the best way to tell her that I'll find her grotesquely if she pushes over that 55, and everyman will ridicule her mercilessly for being a fat *****, without further contributing to her serious anorexia problem?
                              Make her swallow your kid and in a bulemic fashion have her give you oral satisfaction until she vomits, that is bound to keep her under 55lbs. See I like it the opposite I want them over 255 so its a tough one here sir. Thanks hope I was a help.
                              my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
                              <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
                              <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
                              <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
                              Originally posted by Hermstheman83
                              What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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                              • #30
                                Dear BOE,

                                Sometimes I hear my girlfriend using a vibrator. When I catch her, she claims it is just some massaging device from Brookstone. How do I get her to tell the truth?


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