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    One of my theater kids (senior,) history class struggled through the first semester, so I promised him if he gets an A for the second semester, him and I would take one the textbooks and destroy it in as many ways possible after he graduates (we are getting rid of them anyway, but he doesn't know that). Well, he did it for the 3rd quarter, so I better start planning. I want multiple ways to destroy the textbook without completely destroying it (if that makes sense). Basically, many many ways to damage it (run it over with a car, etc,) and then one final bang to destroy it! I come to SWDC for these type of conundrums of course.


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  • #2
    shoot it with a potato gun

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    • #3
      Let the state of Texas edit it.

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      • #4
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvR_3OTxs8A
        Go to 8:32

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        • #5
          Washing machine and dryer should make it nice and nearly destroyed. See if your home ec teacher will let you use her machines, though I'm not sure she would... it might be really noisy, but should be effective. Other options, cement mixer, blow torch, used as link in a game of red rover, frisbee it off the roof, shooting range (off campus of course), put it in the kiln in the fine arts department, and last but not least-allow Ryan Mallet to handle it-he's an expert in destroying things (look at his draft stock).

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          • #6
            bang bang bang
            my quick smells like french toast

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            • #7
              1. Burn
              2. Eat
              3. Bury in a forest
              4. run over with lawnmower
              my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
              <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
              <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
              <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
              Originally posted by Hermstheman83
              What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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              • #8
                This feels too perfect...came across this a week ago. The fun starts at 2:45 in the video



                Awesome

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                • #9
                  Molotov Cocktail. And then as it is burning, shoot it with a gun. Put out the fire in whatever manner you feel appropriate. To finish it off, drop it in a vat of liquid nitrogen to freeze it and then throw it against a wall, causing it to shatter in a million pieces. That should do the trick.

                  Originally posted by SolidGold
                  Bortlezzzzzzz
                  Originally posted by Monomach
                  Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin.  One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one.  Awesome.  Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks. 

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                  • #10
                    edit: not completely destroying it is for pansies. I lit a physics book on fire after I passed it. Burned quite fast (especially with Lighter Fluid all over it lol)

                    Thermite. Definitely thermite.

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIikjdkgT6U
                    Last edited by descendency; 04-01-2011, 09:21 PM.
                    **** her in da *****!

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                    • #11
                      Dig a hole and piss on it, a la Cheats.
                      Just play me, baby

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                      • #12
                        Any method that does not utilize a large amount of explosives will just be a let down.




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                        • #13
                          Stafford Sig by touchdownrams the rest of the sig by Sig Master Bone Krusher Avy by King of all avys renji


                          DEATH NOTE MAFIA SIGNUP!

                          Originally posted by njx9
                          oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.

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                          • #14
                            Well we don't want to destroy it all at once.

                            1. Throw rocks (slingshot) at it everyone can join it will be fun.
                            2. Rip a few pages into confetti.
                            3. bury confetti
                            4. Start bonfire with it.
                            Stafford Sig by touchdownrams the rest of the sig by Sig Master Bone Krusher Avy by King of all avys renji


                            DEATH NOTE MAFIA SIGNUP!

                            Originally posted by njx9
                            oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.

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                            • #15
                              Exactly, I want multiple ways of damaging it, and then one big way of ultimately destroying it.


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