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  • 2007 Mock Draft: April Fools

    http://walterfootball.com/draft2007_APR.php

    this guy mock is so funny and true.

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    #24- New York Jets: Puberty
    Frustrated that Chad Pennington, Eric Mangini and GM Mike Tannenbaum look like a trio of troublesome teenagers who loiter outside of a 7-11, the Jets have chosen to draft puberty, which is basically a compilation of nudie magazines, beer and Fat Actress DVD sets.
    Haha. That had some pretty good ones.

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    • #3
      The Titans one was funny and dirty.

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      • #4
        Haha nice find.

        Some of my personal favourites:

        Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlisberger's Appendix, QB, UPMC Presbyterian Hospital

        Jacksonville Jaguars: Fans

        Cincinnati Bengals: Hannibal Lecter, DE, John Hopkins Medical Center

        New York Giants: Olivia Manning, QB, Ole Miss

        stephenson86

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        • #5
          Originally posted by JF4 View Post
          Haha nice find.

          Some of my personal favourites:

          Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlisberger's Appendix, QB, UPMC Presbyterian Hospital

          Jacksonville Jaguars: Fans

          Cincinnati Bengals: Hannibal Lecter, DE, John Hopkins Medical Center

          New York Giants: Olivia Manning, QB, Ole Miss
          Yeah, those are pretty good! :)


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          • #6
            What is the deal with every joke mock not having the Bills!?

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            • #7
              #23 New England Patriots: Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech
              "Why the heck did the 23 idiotic teams before us pass on this guy?" -- Bill Belichick.

              #27 New England Patriots: None
              "I don't need anyone else. The entire NFL stinks. My team is going 15-1 and winning the Super Bowl. Ha!" -- Bill Belichick.
              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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              • #8
                I laughed so hard when I saw the Tim Couch thing. The Vikings thing made me cry.


                http://minnesotasportstwentyfourseven.blogspot.com/

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                • #9
                  lol at the NYG, NYJ picks and the Ravens pick.
                  ________
                  COUNTACH
                  Last edited by OSUGiants17; 05-10-2011, 07:33 PM.

                  SPLOOSH

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                  • #10
                    I got a good chuckle reading the Ravens one.

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                    • #11
                      Frustrated about his inability to sell out games no matter what, owner Wayne Weaver decided to draft every single illegal immigrant who crossed the border within the past 12 months. "We're happy to have these new people as our fans," gushed Weaver. "I don't really care if they can't speak English. I'm just happy to have them in our empty stadium."
                      That's cold.

                      by BoneKrusher
                      <DG> how metal unseen
                      <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SuperMcgee View Post
                        What is the deal with every joke mock not having the Bills!?
                        You guys are so boring no one can come up with a pick.

                        That is correct comahan
                        I ******* LOVE YOU DG
                        <3 dg

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SuperMcgee View Post
                          What is the deal with every joke mock not having the Bills!?
                          Um because the Bills are the joke.

                          ;)


                          Another sig courtesy of BoneKrusher

                          Originally posted by JBCX
                          Despite looking better against an underachieving Eagles team, I still think the Bears are one of the worst teams in the NFL. I smell a blowout victory by the Lions this week and a division sweep.

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                          • #14
                            Detroit Lions: Dwayne Jarrett, WR, USC
                            "Everyone's entitled to a second chance, and I believe that I'm not an exception to that rule," barked Matt Millen at reporters. "Look, I took Mike Williams and screwed up, OK? I believe this Dane Jarrett fellow will be everything Mike Williams was supposed to be. Believe me, I looked at his Pro Day numbers and I just knew." When asked why he didn't take Calvin Johnson, Millen simply had a confused look on his face and asked, "Who?"
                            Very nice . . . "Who?"
                            R.I.P. L.E.F.
                            "I am the one who knocks!"

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                            • #15
                              The Vikes pick is from Towson State which is 10 minutes from my house!!! Thats the only thing I took from the mock.
                              HALL OF FAMER!
                              PUT ART MODELL IN THE HALL OF FAME!
                              JUSTIN BLACKMON IS A GOLDEN GOD!

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