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    He is obviously in the force!

    I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
    Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
    S o d a, soda

    I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
    I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
    Y o d a, yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Well, Ive been around, but I aint never seen
    A guy who looks like a muppet, but hes wrinkled and green
    Oh, my yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Well, Im not dumb, but I cant understand
    How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
    Oh, my yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Well, I left home just a week before
    And Ive never ever been a jedi before
    But obi wan, he set me straight, of course
    He said, go to yoda and hell show you the force

    Well Im not the kind that would argue with ben
    So it looks like Im gonna start all over again
    With my yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    So I used the force
    I picked up a box
    I lifted some rocks
    While I stood on my head
    Well, I wont forget what yoda said

    He said, luke, stay away from the darker side
    And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide
    Oh, my yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    I know darth vaders really got you annoyed
    But remember, if you kill him, then youll be unemployed
    Oh, my yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
    So Im gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
    But I know that Ill be coming back some day
    Ill be playing this part till Im old and gray

    The long-term contract that I had to sign
    Says Ill be making these movies till the end of time
    With my yoda
    Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
    Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
    Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

    Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
    Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

  • #2
    ok

    sig made by BoneKrusher

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    • #3
      WTF does the poll mean? Actually never mind I don't care I voted yes. :D

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      • #4
        this cant exist

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Chicago Uno
          this cant exist
          Why not?

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          • #6
            rule 34-r

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Chicago Uno
              rule 34-r
              Rule 37Z is that Windy rules all, so I guess......

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              • #8
                He wrote a song in all palindromes... pure genius.

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                • #9
                  i ate at mcdonalds with al yankovic one time, this is before he was weird...

                  he stuck me as the kinda guy that would have a thing for little boys, but he bought me some mcnuggets, so who am i to criticize?

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                  • #10
                    I <3 Weird Al.

                    That is correct comahan
                    I ******* LOVE YOU DG
                    <3 dg

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                    • #11
                      We've been spending most our lives, living in an Amish Paradise...
                      I churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise...
                      Glenn Dorsey will slip...

                      Jets will not take McFadden...

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                      • #12
                        Weird Al is a genius.

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                        • #13
                          i used to listen to him but i dont to much anymore.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PYRO
                            i ate at mcdonalds with al yankovic one time, this is before he was weird...

                            he stuck me as the kinda guy that would have a thing for little boys, but he bought me some mcnuggets, so who am i to criticize?
                            I've missed you PYRO.

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