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  • bigbluedefense
    started a topic Butterfaces

    Butterfaces

    Would you be embarrassed to date one? Are they strictly bootycalls? Let's say she had an unbelieveable body, but a horrible face...what do you do?

    I personally don't think I can pull the trigger on a butterface. It depends on the level of butterness though. Bootycalls are always a possibility I guess.

  • Smokey Joe
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    Cheep and dangerous plastic surgery done by an unlicensed plastic surgeoun from behind a dumpster in the middle of an alley by a 7-eleven.

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    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    I'd paper bag it.
    I am sure the girl would go through with that.
    Did someone say she had to?
    Your making perfect sense.
    you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"

    girl-WTF no way get away from me

    you-Do what I say *********** put this on

    girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY

    Then you end up in court.
    ...And thus was the day Greg was introduced to the chloroform rag.
    Touche Thetedginnshow, touche.

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  • thetedginnshow
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    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    I'd paper bag it.
    I am sure the girl would go through with that.
    Did someone say she had to?
    Your making perfect sense.
    you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"

    girl-WTF no way get away from me

    you-Do what I say *********** put this on

    girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY

    Then you end up in court.
    ...And thus was the day Greg was introduced to the chloroform rag.

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    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    I'd paper bag it.
    I am sure the girl would go through with that.
    Did someone say she had to?
    Your making perfect sense.
    you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"

    girl-WTF no way get away from me

    you-Do what I say ***** put this on

    girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY

    Then you end up in court.

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  • thetedginnshow
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    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    I'd paper bag it.
    I am sure the girl would go through with that.
    Did someone say she had to?

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    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
    I'd paper bag it.
    I am sure the girl would go through with that.

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  • thetedginnshow
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    I'd paper bag it.

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  • yourfavestoner
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    I couldn't see myself actually being with a butterface. But a bootycall? Absolutely no problem with that. How many of you are looking at her face while you're doing her anyways? If she's got a bangin' body, you'll have plenty to distract you from looking at anything above her neck.

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    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by jagfan33
    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by Nerv
    Originally posted by drowe
    one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
    what STD's did you give her?
    None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
    You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
    Ohhhh What a sweetheart. What are you doing later tonight?
    Waiting by the phone, hoping you'll call...

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    Originally posted by drowe
    hey,
    why do fat chicks give great head?
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    BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO
    Exactly. Otherwise nobody would want to be with them. Afterall, there fat and fat people have fat faces.

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  • nvot9
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  • drowe
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    hey,
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    BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO

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  • Homicide
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    Thats what the trusty paper bag is for.......

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    Originally posted by jagfan33
    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by Nerv
    Originally posted by drowe
    one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
    what STD's did you give her?
    None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
    You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
    Ohhhh What a sweetheart. What are you doing later tonight?

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