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  • NFL Draft Poem Competition

    We'll see how many people we get, but my idea is to have almost a NFL Draft Poem league. About every few days I'll post a type of poem (Haiku, Sonnet, etc.) Everyone then will post a poem using the right meter and rhyme scheme. People will then be judged by the meter, rhyme scheme and what they write about. I still don't know how I'm going to do the rules and if it's going to be the same people writing poems or whoever wants to.

    Write your name if you have suggestions.

  • #2
    one i made several days ago
    see if you can identify what it is about

    no... let me explain.. in poetry



    twas the night before sunday
    and on nfldc
    not a poster was stirring
    not even keaky

    The ratings were hung by the mock draft with care,

    In hopes that St. Wright soon would be there;

    The posters were nestled all snug in their beds,

    While visions of bowl-games danced in their heads;

    And hack in his 'kerchief, and hack in his cap,

    Had just given scott Wright a verbal slap

    When out in off topic there arose such a clatter,

    I sprang from team boards to see what was the matter.

    The mods read his posts soon, and in a flash

    hack got his *** booted for having no class

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    • #3
      I've got a few

      'the first day' by D.Snyder

      As the first day draws nearer his forehead goes moist
      How to get rid of these picks that I hold?
      Can't give them away we'd look silly and mad
      Can't keep them though, for this first day I scold
      So I shall not bend, no I shall persevere
      But I must hurry, for the first day draws near
      Alas it seems I shall be forced to pick
      A guy on the first day, the thought makes me sick
      Thank the lord after one pick I won't pick again
      For having young talent's not part of my plan.


      "50% succes rate" by Matt Millen

      Another year another selection
      again very tempted to go for reception
      But should I? I have tried it so many times
      And two out of three choices suddenly spring to mind
      One was oft-injured, never got to play
      The other was lazy, it pains me to say

      Yet this new one may not be
      As bad as those two
      And who cares if everyone
      Thinks I'm a fool?

      Yes I will prove them wrong and pick a reciever again
      For if all goes well he'll be like superman
      So yes I shall choose a pass-catcher once more
      And then pray to god for a two out of four.

      Sig by Fenikz

      I remember NFLDC
      don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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      • #4
        I'll just enter mine I turned in for English:

        For several months, I have waited
        Just to know my team’s selection.
        My thirst for the draft must be sated
        Time it seems, has no direction.

        The 28th is the day,
        When it begins at last.
        I will have to find a way
        To wait like in the past.

        The Eagles need one
        Ready for the pick’n.
        The only solution:
        Michael Griffin.

        The NFL Draft draws close,
        But it still appears far.
        Fans seem quite verbose
        As they crowd ‘round the bar.

        The offseason is very tough
        On the average football fan.
        Lacking football is so rough
        Many fans, like myself, make a plan.

        Mock drafting is the name of the game
        It passes the time, but it is daft.
        My situation remains the same
        Impatiently waiting for the draft.

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        • #5
          We traded with division rivals
          and i just chuckle
          while the fat Carebare. Carebare=F***
          Loosens his buckle

          We draft Kevin Kolb
          hopefully McNabb gets a hint
          he is taking your job
          and to the Bears McNabbs sent

          for a first round pick
          and a second or two
          McNabb the prick
          no longer wearing a Eagle shoe

          With our luck
          He'll play fresh and new
          making Reid say Carebare
          what the hell did I do!?!

          McNabb is a joke
          Can't win the big one
          Seems like he's a choke
          Time for a young gun

          Kolb wins the Superbowl
          McNabbs bowl is chunky soup
          Kolb knows how to win
          McNabbs poop.
          Last edited by LitoSheppard; 05-09-2007, 10:07 PM.

          ^ bantx
          Originally posted by LEROY_FROM_YONDER
          **** this forum it will never ever been good cause its memebers eat doo doo
          Originally posted by Jughead10
          I just left him negative rep saying "I don't eat doo doo".

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          • #6
            Originally posted by LitoSheppard View Post
            We traded with division rivals
            and i just chuckle
            while the fat WOOOOOO, I EVADED CENSORS!!!!1 Andy Reid
            Loosens his buckle

            We draft Kevin Kolb
            hopefully McNabb gets a hint
            he is taking your job
            and to the Bears McNabbs sent

            for a first round pick
            and a second or two
            McNabb the prick
            no longer wearing a Eagle shoe

            With our luck
            He'll play fresh and new
            making Reid say WOOOOOOO I EVADED THEM AGAIN BECAUSE MY VOCABULARY IS LIMITED!!!!1
            what the hell did I do!?!

            McNabb is a joke
            Can't win the big one
            Seems like he's a choke
            Time for a young gun

            Kolb wins the Superbowl
            McNabbs bowl is chunky soup
            Kolb knows how to win
            McNabbs poop.
            You're kidding me, right?

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            • #7
              The best part is that he got an infraction for his poem.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by cunningham06 View Post
                The best part is that he got an infraction for his poem.
                It was well deserved. He deserves to be penalized for saying something that idiotic and nonsensical.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LitoSheppard View Post
                  We traded with division rivals
                  and i just chuckle
                  while the fat WOOOOOO, I EVADED CENSORS!!!!1 Andy Reid
                  Loosens his buckle

                  We draft Kevin Kolb
                  hopefully McNabb gets a hint
                  he is taking your job
                  and to the Bears McNabbs sent

                  for a first round pick
                  and a second or two
                  McNabb the prick
                  no longer wearing a Eagle shoe

                  With our luck
                  He'll play fresh and new
                  making Reid say WOOOOOOO I EVADED THEM AGAIN BECAUSE MY VOCABULARY IS LIMITED!!!!1
                  what the hell did I do!?!

                  McNabb is a joke
                  Can't win the big one
                  Seems like he's a choke
                  Time for a young gun

                  Kolb wins the Superbowl
                  McNabbs bowl is chunky soup
                  Kolb knows how to win
                  McNabbs poop.
                  Dude shut up

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                  • #10
                    Bring On The Hate!!!!

                    ^ bantx
                    Originally posted by LEROY_FROM_YONDER
                    **** this forum it will never ever been good cause its memebers eat doo doo
                    Originally posted by Jughead10
                    I just left him negative rep saying "I don't eat doo doo".

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                    • #11
                      LitoSheppard is acting idious
                      Not the player, but the user
                      He smells hidious
                      Lito is no doubt a loser

                      bam

                      I'm just kidding, to you mods
                      Last edited by Eaglez.Fan; 05-09-2007, 09:42 PM.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Eaglez.Fan View Post
                        LitoSheppard is acting idious
                        Not the player, but the user
                        He smells hidious
                        Lito is no doubt a loser

                        bam

                        I'm just kidding, to you mods
                        Hahaha that was great.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Eaglez.Fan View Post
                          LitoSheppard is acting idious
                          Not the player, but the user
                          He smells hidious
                          Lito is no doubt a loser

                          bam

                          I'm just kidding, to you mods
                          Not bad except idious isn't a word.

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                          • #14
                            It is in Canada.

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